Fractured Fairy Tales & Aesop and Son

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Part of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show was the included features like Mr. Knowitall and Mr. Peabody. Two of those were those mentioned in the thread title.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Rocky_and_Bullwinkle_and_Friends#Supporting_features


Basically, they took commonly know fairy tales and fables and twisted them to have comedic or ironic endings.


I'm sure there are more than a few Lit stories along those lines, but maybe without the authors really knowing it had been done. What could some of you do with this concept?
 
Snow White has endless possibilities. I've been working on a Snow White concept, with lots of hot dwarf sex, for years.

Cinderella, only instead of glass slippers, a glass dildo that fits perfectly.

That's just a start.

At one point I think I read just about all the different fairy tales by the Brothers Grimm as a kid. It's surprising how dark the original tales are, and many of them have erotic undertones (I think that's partly why I enjoyed them so much).
 
Under Lit Rules, TV characters cannot be aged up. But what about characters like Hansel and Gretel? Were they ever even 'aged' in the tales?

Seems like I've read some Jack and Jill stuff too.
 
Goldilocks?

"This one is too hard...this one's too soft... and this one...."
 
I've seen that done deliberately in quite a few stories here. Red Riding Hood is pretty common. So is Snow White and the Huntsman.

If I were going to do this type of story, I think that I would do an erotic version of The Red Shoes. I'm not sure I would keep dancing as the act compelled by the shoes. You could, but you could also take it in a more direct direction and make it seduction or even sex. The shoes are a nice image so I'd probably keep them, but if it was too inconvenient not to be able to take them off, they could be replaced with some sort of intimate jewelry. It's not really my sort of story, but I can see the possibilities.

The Six Swans would be fertile ground for an incest story, but again, not my thing.

What I'd really love to see someone do is manage to make "The Strange Feast" into an erotic story. It's not one of the better known Brothers Grimm stories, and it's pretty different. A blood sausage and liver sausage are friends. The liver sausage goes to the blood sausage's house for dinner. Along the way, she runs into all sorts of strange things, like a broom and shovel fighting each other. She ignores her foreboding, but at the blood sausage's house, things remain weird, and someone warns her that the blood sausage wants to kill her. She runs out of the house, pursued by the blood sausage who yells, "If I had caught you, I would have had you!"

It's so bizarre and so very un-erotic (sausages, I know, but still...), that I can't imagine the erotic story that would come out of that.
 
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