Fourteen Years

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I came to Lit 14 years ago exactly right abooooooooout...now. There was no Forum Board then, and no registration. I just submitted my story "Teaching Patti" and exchanged emails with the other "members". There were maybe 100 of us, and that quickly grew.

I was eleven years old, Taft was President, and the Beatles had just released their famous 9th symphony. It was a more innocent time, when girls wore patent leather shoes and white underwear and had NO idea why that was awesome.

I miss the old Literoticans like SlappyHarry, drizzlecunt101, and Harry Hamlin.

There was no chat, and no one had untraceable cell phones, so the only way to have sex was to get all worked up in email and then fuck our wives. Don't judge us.

I have to go now because it's pudding day. Rock on.

 

[Mischka]

Chocolate, vanilla, or pistachio?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Chocolate, vanilla, or pistachio?

Jalapeño.

 

[lovetoread]

Is it time for the little blue pill?

Glad I'm not that old.

 

[glynndah]

A congratulatory from the good little witch.

 

[beetlebum]

i want jalapeño pudding.

also, damn, 14 years!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Drizzlecunt is a fabulous name.

 

[beetlebum]

Drizzlecunt is a fabulous name.

sounds like a fucking sexy glam hip hop artist.

 

[KRCummings]

Back then my name was HoosierSlut69. Never should have changed it.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

congrats?

 

[Tryharder62]

I was only a twinkle in my mother's eye back then. But then my mother's eye always twinkled. Or was it a tick? Anyway. Congrats!

 

[KRCummings]

I was only a twinkle in my mother's eye back then. But then my mother's eye always twinkled. Or was it a tick? Anyway. Congrats!

Dad aimed for her eye. He was known for that. She'd have her mouth open, begging him to shoot his load on her tongue but he'd go for the eyes every time. What an asshole.

 

[Tryharder62]

Goggles: a perfect mother's day gift.

 

[CHNOPS]

Fourteen years ago, I was still called Burma, and this block of cheese I'm about to throw out was brand spanking new.

 

[KRCummings]

Fourteen years ago, I was still called Burma, and this block of cheese I'm about to throw out was brand spanking new.

Don't throw it out! You might need it if you get an infection.

 

[CHNOPS]

Also, who wants to buy HoosierSlut69 from me?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fourteen years ago, I was still called Burma, and this block of cheese I'm about to throw out was brand spanking new.

You are throwing out cheese?

Iggy for you. And you were my new fave.

 

[CHNOPS]

You are throwing out cheese?

Iggy for you. And you were my new fave.

It's not technically cheese anymore, and there's some possibility it just ate the dog.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's not technically cheese anymore, and there's some possibility it just ate the dog.

They'd charge a bomb for that in posh farm shops over here!

 

[CHNOPS]

They'd charge a bomb for that in posh farm shops over here!

Oh, good, I've been looking for a place that will charge a bomb.

I am asking for a friend.

 

[Laurel]

I came to Lit 14 years ago exactly right abooooooooout...now. There was no Forum Board then, and no registration. I just submitted my story "Teaching Patti" and exchanged emails with the other "members". There were maybe 100 of us, and that quickly grew.

I was eleven years old, Taft was President, and the Beatles had just released their famous 9th symphony. It was a more innocent time, when girls wore patent leather shoes and white underwear and had NO idea why that was awesome.

I miss the old Literoticans like SlappyHarry, drizzlecunt101, and Harry Hamlin.

There was no chat, and no one had untraceable cell phones, so the only way to have sex was to get all worked up in email and then fuck our wives. Don't judge us.

I have to go now because it's pudding day. Rock on.

Congratulations, dude. Fourteen years. Holy hell.

One day when I can get my teeth in, my bifocals on straight, and my walker pointed in the right direction, we should do lunch again.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Will they stream the ceremony when you get your service pin?

Are you going to wear your gold lamé Elvis suit to it?

 

[blackleggings]

Holy hell, 14 years. Are you guys going to be alive still when I'm around 14 years from now???

 

[thør]

Will they stream the ceremony when you get your service pin?

Are you going to wear your gold lamé Elvis suit to it?

14 years calls for the baby blue Liberace suit adorned with Swarovski crystal.

 

[bluemuse]

Holy hell, 14 years. Are you guys going to be alive still when I'm around 14 years from now???

Simmer down, whipper snapper.