FoS:EXTREME

[Halo_n_horns]

I have always been a huge fan of Freedom of Speech. I'm also a huge fan of extreme examples of Freedom of Speech. I'm totally comfortable telling jokes and/or making explicit statements (in jest) about everything from Catholic Priests being with young boys, to sex with farm animals, to "dead baby" jokes, to Catholic Priests having sex with little boys, farm animals and dead babies. (Yeah, I know. This will probably violate a Literotica rule or two and I'll get an ass-whoopin' for it...)

I also enjoy statements that paint horribly grotesque and disturbing pictures in one's mind. For example: Bloody, yeast-infected pussy fart ... Mmmm-mm-mmm, good! I'll have some on a sandwitch, please.

Basically anything dark, vomit-inducing, insults that are beyond bad in a good way, completely unappropriate in any conversation but still manages to get said or at least thought, those are the things that I'd like to dedicate this thread to.

Mind you, it's not that I like the content, so much as I like the idea of no-limits-freedom-of-speech.

So, for those of you who are brave enough, and imaginative enough, or who would just like to relay a tidbit that you once heard that just wasn't right (this thread not included), feel free to offer it up here, and feel secure with the idea that NO ONE can stop you ... except yourself.

Or, this thread could just die on the vine.

(I know what you're all thinkin'... "What a fuckin' jerk!")

 

[Guest]

I also enjoy statements that paint horribly grotesque and disturbing pictures in one's mind.

Can I post your pictures, then?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Well you could try my poem LoverLy(e) below in my sig. It isn't really a protest for free speech, but does contain such key graphic images as crucified kittens being skullfucked.

 

[Diamondbarrow]

Necrophilia:

Lay back and crack open a cold one.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Can I post your pictures, then?

Knock yourself out.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

... graphic images as crucified kittens being skullfucked.

That's the spirit!

 

[Guest]

I've got one. Someone from here sent this joke to me in an email months ago, and I've been wanting to share it with the rest of you ever since, but I've never found the right thread to post it in. Halo 'n Horns, I thank you for providing this thread.




Q: How do you get a gay man to fuck your wife?

A: Shit in her cunt.




Loulou

 

[Guest]

Loulou

x 5

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Who remembers Sandpaper Suzie?

This guy is fucking Sandpaper Suzie and complaining the whole time about how bad his dick is hurting while he's screwing her. Finally she gets sick of listening to him and stops the action and excuses herself from the room. When she comes back she lays down and tells him to start back up. He does, and comments about how much better it feels.

"Why does it feel so much better?" He asks.

"I picked the scabs and let the puss run out." She replies.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck32.gif

 

[AppleBiter]

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?


They both come on little crackers.