fortune cookies?

[Tymeless]

i know this isn't the exact forum for this but its my prefered hangout so i'll post it here and pray it doesn't get moved!

i'm sure i'm not the only one thats ordered chinese and we all get fortune cookies. well curious as to see what messages you have gotten and if the whole adding in bed to them works or not!

mine tonight

Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life..

add in bed!

 

[Tara40]

Lol

I eat chinese at least once a week so this will be fun
good idea Tymeless

 

[Tymeless]

awesome glad at least someone else thinks so?

 

[Etoile]

i know this isn't the exact forum for this but its my prefered hangout so i'll post it here and pray it doesn't get moved!

C'mon girl, you should know by now that one of the criteria for off-topic threads in this forum is that they're posted by regulars. And you're a regular! Off-topic stuff only gets moved when somebody has obviously stumbled in here by accident and would really get a better response elsewhere.

Unfortunately I don't have any fortunes handy (there might be some in my purse?) but I look forward to hearing what others have!

 

[Night_Jasmine]

I like this idea! When I order Chinese, it's usually to go and they don't put fortune cookies in. I have no idea why.

When I go out though, I'll save and if it's good, I'll share.

 

[dangles]

I got one once that said "Eat more Chinese Food". I really wish I kept that one.

 

[playwithlezli]

One I kept says "You are not afraid to tackle any challenge"

I have been able to add "in my bed" to every fortune I have ever had....

 

[Tymeless]

yeah most it does work!

 

[txnrude]

for anyone who remembers the old sketch comedy show on comedy central called The Upright Citizens Brigade, there was a sketch where two couples go to a chinese restaurant and play the "in bed" game. It is absolutely hilarious, the one husband continually gets rediculous ones that make fun of poor performance in bed, I think the last one he got was simply You Suck. Hilarious sketch, I know it's off topic but this just reminded me of it.

 

[Etoile]

That show was cool, it was a launching point for Amy Poehler who is now on Saturday Night Live. I think the group still performs in NYC sometimes.

 

[txnrude]

Yep I think they still do. btw, extremely beautiful pics on your site Etoile.

 

[Tymeless]

sounds funny wanna see it now

 

[txnrude]

found the video! http://www.devilducky.com/media/52261/

 

[hokieclimber]

I got Chinese food about 2 weeks ago and my fortune was:

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

I thought it was so funny I just had to keep it.

 

[Tymeless]

Your spirit of adventure leads you down an exciting new path.


IN BED!

 

[Chicklet]

my friend carries her favorite fortune around in her wallet:

"you will have a long, prosperous life"

SHE'S GOING TO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

 

[pampermint]

I actually have a fortune taped to my fridge because I was so shocked to read it, I just had to keep it...

"Ignore previous cookie."

I think I got it only about a month or two ago.

 

[Etoile]

I actually have a fortune taped to my fridge because I was so shocked to read it, I just had to keep it...

"Ignore previous cookie."

I think I got it only about a month or two ago.

I love it!!

 

[CoastalTom]

i know this isn't the exact forum for this but its my prefered hangout so i'll post it here and pray it doesn't get moved!

i'm sure i'm not the only one thats ordered chinese and we all get fortune cookies. well curious as to see what messages you have gotten and if the whole adding in bed to them works or not!

mine tonight

Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life..

add in bed!

My friends usually ad "while having sex" to the line. I thought I was the only one to do this but I see that there are plenty of variations to this dinner closing tradition.
BTW - I will alternate with yours too!

 

[angelkitty7888]

In bed with A ROPE! *gasp*

This may just be my kinky side and love of fanfics showing but about 4 years ago i read one in a fanfic that always added "in bed with a rope" (the best one out of them was "It is impossible to please everyone. Please yourself first... in bed with a rope" ) and my friends and i have continued using it i actually get handed the good ones to keep in my wallet and i have 2 pages of good ones in a scrapbook i made for my girlfriend lol i'll see if i can steal it back for a day to write them all out

BUT!!! for now i'll leave you with the most recent bout of cookie insanity that i've recieved......


Be willing to give the extra effort that seperates the winner from the one in second place

Happiness will bring you good luck

Your career is moving more and more towards service to others

You never hesitate to tackle the most dificult problems

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninty nine percent perspiration

Your dreams are never silly, count on them to guide youdilligence is the mother of good fortune

Courage comes through suffering (that's a personal favorite)

Courtesy pays

Everyone has someone to love

Desire, like the atom, is explosive with creative force

the respect and help of influential people will soon be yours

By working hard you get to play hard guilt-free

When one must, one can

A healthy body will benifit you forever




i have lots more but it's late and i have to get up in less than 3 hours so.....

'NIGHT PEOPLES!!!!

 

[Bert Notorius]

I had one that said "You are the master of every situation." Then, a month later, I got the same one- from a different restaurant.

 

[BettyCut]

I had one that said "You are the master of every situation." Then, a month later, I got the same one- from a different restaurant.

sux! i like this idea!

 

[Etoile]

I am such a dork. We got Chinese on Sunday night and I didn't save the fortunes for this thread! They weren't any good anyway...I like hearing the really funny ones rather than just the proverbs and stuff.

 

[Tymeless]

well guess you need to eat chinese again :nod:

 

[buxxxom]

I never get good fortunes! Mine usually say things like "It's time to get your affairs in order" or "Someone will betray you." Makes me not want to get take out!