Fortune cookie wisdom

EriAliSaa

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I have been told that if you add .... in bed to a fortune cookie it comes true. Or something silly like that. In that vane I had Chinese food tonight.... and a spring roll which is neither here nor there but I do like spring rolls.

You will have many friends when you need them.... IN BED!

Must be men....
 
Fool at forty

I remember getting a strange fortune cookie message three times from the same restaurant: a fool at forty is a fool indeed. I wasn't forty, so I didn't take the message personally, but thought it odd nonetheless.

At least they could have shuffled those cookies better so I wouldn't get it three times.

So, put it to the test: a fool at forty is a fool indeed...in bed.
 
FifthFlower said:
I remember getting a strange fortune cookie message three times from the same restaurant: a fool at forty is a fool indeed. I wasn't forty, so I didn't take the message personally, but thought it odd nonetheless.

At least they could have shuffled those cookies better so I wouldn't get it three times.

So, put it to the test: a fool at forty is a fool indeed...in bed.

I once bought a box of fortune cookies from the grocery store

the message that came up alot was...
"seek and ye shall find"

I search the whole box and never found it <grin
 
My Erotic Trail said:
I once bought a box of fortune cookies from the grocery store

the message that came up alot was...
"seek and ye shall find"

I search the whole box and never found it <grin


you found it the first time, didnt you?

;)
 
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