forms of rejection

[Preachrman]

I have an idea for the humor category and I am looking for forms of rejection. Nothing as simple as "no" but along the lines of:

Don't hold your breath
Don't get your hopes up
when hell freezes over
etc.

It doesn't really matter what the guy is asking, want to dance? can I buy you a drink? want to have sex? etc.

Just looking for as many as possible.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

As long as you don't say what one girl once said to me. "It's not a rejection." Talk about insulting my intelligence!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

• It's not you, it's me.
• Not even if you were the last man on earth!

 

[Woodchuckbdsm]

"No Habla"
"You've got something stuck in your teeth, I think its that lame line."
"If you're asking on behalf of that guy over there...then it's still no."
"I"m sorry, were you saying something?"

 

[Jimmy Buzzard]

"Tell me tomorrow".

It sure worked when I was in high school.

 

[sirhugs]

"Let's be friends"

"You are like a brother to me"

 

[MagicFingers]

Couple more

I've got to wash my hair Friday night.
What about Saturday?
I have to study for a test next week.

I've got a headache.

Let's don't and say we did.

I'm meeting someone.

Or "Sure, I'd love to", then walks away or ignores him.

 

[sirhugs]

I've got to wash my hair Friday night.
What about Saturday?
I have to study for a test next week.

.

it must be heredity....I heard these lines, noew my son hears them

 

[MagicFingers]

Woman, to a guy in a bar

"I'm not about to lower my standards to raise your self esteem."

Yeah, it's hereditary, and learned responses, of course. lol

"You're too nice. I don't want to hurt you."

 

[THE_TRUE_GOD]

I warn you - I'm HIV positive.

 

[batchman]

"Sorry, I'm not as desperate as I look."
"No, really, what did you want to ask me?"
"That's an idea. But then so is monogamy."
"There's a few things I won't do. You're one of them."

 

[Purple Sage]

"That's an idea. But then so is monogamy."

Or:
"That's an idea. But then so is celibacy."

 

[sirhugs]

"
"That's an idea. But then so is monogamy."
"

to which, since you ain't getting it anyhow you retort : "yes, but it's an unnatural idea!"