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This little boy likes the girl who sits in front of him in Sunday School, and as the teacher is asking the class questions, like all little boys, he showes his affection by bothering her.
The teacher asks the first question "Who created the earth?"
The boy took his pencil and poked the girl in the back, and she cries
out "God!"
Then the teacher asks: "Who is God's son?"
The boy pokes her again, and she yells "JESUS CHRIST!".
Then she asks another question: "What is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The boy stabs her with the pencil in the butt, and the girl yells "If you don't stop shoving that thing at my ass, I'm gonna break it off!"
***
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been going with Judy for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her, and said,"Do you want to see my "wee-wee"?
She yelled, "No! No! Please zip up your fly."
Instead of being annoyed, Tom was pleased.
On the evening of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly and said to her,"Darling, now you can look at what I've got here,"and proceeded to take it out.
She looked at it and replied,"Oh,what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said,"No darling, you don't have to call it a wee-wee now; you can call it a cock."
She looked at it for a while and then said, "No, Tom, that's a wee-wee. A cock is long and thick and black."
The teacher asks the first question "Who created the earth?"
The boy took his pencil and poked the girl in the back, and she cries
out "God!"
Then the teacher asks: "Who is God's son?"
The boy pokes her again, and she yells "JESUS CHRIST!".
Then she asks another question: "What is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The boy stabs her with the pencil in the butt, and the girl yells "If you don't stop shoving that thing at my ass, I'm gonna break it off!"
***
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been going with Judy for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her, and said,"Do you want to see my "wee-wee"?
She yelled, "No! No! Please zip up your fly."
Instead of being annoyed, Tom was pleased.
On the evening of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly and said to her,"Darling, now you can look at what I've got here,"and proceeded to take it out.
She looked at it and replied,"Oh,what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said,"No darling, you don't have to call it a wee-wee now; you can call it a cock."
She looked at it for a while and then said, "No, Tom, that's a wee-wee. A cock is long and thick and black."
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