Forgive me: I know not what I do.

[Guest]

Hello all,

I have been thinking about the person that I am. I am so sorry to all of you. I don't know why it is that I find it necessary to insult people - it may just be because I am relatively dim and I don't actually have anything worthwhile to say.

But my tendancy to be destructive and disfunctional is only serving to add to my indignity. I am a useless piece of shit. I think that half of the problem is that I have no friends and no social life - that forces me to come in here every day and to read what you guys post on the BB. But I am angry with society - because I am ugly to look at - and this has caused me to project my unhappiness onto all of you.

I am sorry. I will try to get a life.

Good night,
Fake Name.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Here it comes...

 

[Havocman]

Yep, DCL
*bracing for the wave of vitriolic replies*

 

[Whispersecret]

<scratches her head> I'm not sure what to think. Can Fake Name be trusted? Honestly, I've skipped most of what he's written.(Don't know why I assume he's a he.)

If what he just wrote is true, then perhaps he's ready to turn over a new leaf. Anything is possible. However, something about it doesn't quite resonate as sincere. Perhaps because it comes so quickly on the tails of slut_boy's "coming out."

Fake Name, time will tell if you truly regret your behavior. An apology only goes so far. You'll have to back up your words with action if you want anyone to believe you're sincere.

 

[Laurel]

Okay, is this "Fake Name", "Fake Name.", "Fake Name...", "Fake Name Fan Club", "Fake Name Fan Club.", or "Fake Name Fan Club..."? Need to know who's apologizing before I decide whether to accept the apology or not.

 

[Growler145]

Friends,,,Friends,,,Yeah, I think I know that word,,lets see--those are the people who want you to do them favors without question, loan them money, lie to their spouses for them, call you in the middle of the night for a ride or a place to sleep,,
No, I don't think I have any thank god,,but as far as a social life goes,,Dude,,YOU GOTTA GIT LAID:;thats it plain and simple.

 

[Guest]

I've said it before and i'll say it again, a lot of people WISH they were the Fake Name. But they just can't pull it off. That's not me. I don't apologize to anyone for anything, and I'm quite handsome and more intelligent than the trailer trash and nerds around this place. Might be the other guy, but I doubt it. Fake Name Fan Club

 

[Guest]

Just so you geeks know that it's me, you can all go fuck yourselves. Fake Name Fan Club

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Oh me Oh my, the fake name dude is gonna cry!!

 

[Hullo_nurse]

I'd much rather see you fuck yourself in the ass, Fake Name.

Dance for us motherfucker! Dance!

 

[Guest]

Another tub of shit heard from. Okay children, let's play what does hullo nurese smell like! My guess is she smells like mayonaise and dog shit. You bore me.

 

[Sammyjo]

I bet she smells like pussy...come on Nurse, fess up...or I could come find out...

 

[Guest]

Or maybe that's me I'm talking about. Come to think of it, I AM talking about myself. I'm not only a loser, but I project my loserdom on others. I call you guys losers for coming here to post, and I waste my time picking on you people, oblivious to the irony of my position. I think I need psychiatric help.

 

[Guest]

No, on second thought, it is hullo nurse that I'm talking about. As for me, I think I'm great. Fuck off, geeks.

 

[Lil' Debbie]

This is no longer funny. It's actually kind of sad really.

 

[Slut_boy]

I agree totally Lil'Debbie. It is very sad. To think that there are actually some very insecure people out there - imagine the anger that he must feel, the resentment he must harbour. It must be such a burden to live with. Poor useless clown. And the paradox is that dim people are too dim to see it for themselves - so they continue to act like fools until finally there is no more dignity to restore. Poor useless clown.

 

[Ravenloft]

I agree, tis rather sad...

 

[Whispersecret]

No, you know what's SAD? That I replied as if he was a human being! I'm so embarrassed!

I will say it again. IGNORE. I should have followed my own advice.

 

[Nogard]

I am amazed that lasher didn't pick up on this. I was raised in pittsburgh. the Amish have a thing they call shunning. Pretend they aren't around, pay no attention, don't answer, don't talk. they will go away. have been know to do away with themselves. Not something I agree with but it does get rid of them. If you don't recognize them, how can they get to you? when we answer we are just encouraging them. they are sad little children mentally if not physically. Hopefully they will find a life and discover how to be happy on their own rather than get their kicks by putting other people down

 

[Slut_boy]

Yup, Nogard. I think that is a sensible approach.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Sorry all for actually replying yesterday. I was having a really shitty day & took it out here, didn't mean to...I agree with the shunning!!

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL @ having a shit day. Yup Nurse, I know exactly what you mean. But the motherfucker did dance quite beautifully, didn't he *grin*