Forget the Queen's Purse and Ivana's hair...

[ABSTRUSE]

http://photos10.flickr.com/17085215_a50ad37974_m.jpg

What is Donatella Versace's lip composition???

I say 50% rubber, 40% Vaseline and 10% Chicken fat.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

That picture's just... scary.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

There are two dwarves in the upper lip and a supermodel in the lower one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

There are two dwarves in the upper lip and a supermodel in the lower one.

Complete with their luggage.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

She's wearing them thar wax lips, right?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Complete with their luggage.

That must be what her skin is made of.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That must be what her skin is made of.

PMSL!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

The horse called. He wants his tail back. *neigh*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She'd make an ugly man even.

 

[R. Richard]

It's a simple misunderstanding. Early in life she heard the phrase 'purse your lips.' She thought it meant that her lips should look like a purse and, by damn, she may have suceeded.

 

[3113]

She'd make an ugly man even.

That's not a man?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's a simple misunderstanding. Early in life she heard the phrase 'purse your lips.' She thought it meant that her lips should look like a purse and, by damn, she may have suceeded.

PMSL!!

 

[cumallday]

She looks like Janice from the Muppet Show band.

 

[egelante]

http://photos10.flickr.com/17085215_a50ad37974_m.jpg

What is Donatella Versace's lip composition???

I say 50% rubber, 40% Vaseline and 10% Chicken fat.

How about... 50% unfortunate and 50% unfortunately presented.

 

[rgraham666]

http://photos10.flickr.com/17085215_a50ad37974_m.jpg

What is Donatella Versace's lip composition???

I say 50% rubber, 40% Vaseline and 10% Chicken fat.

There's a picture that will stay with me. Whether I want it to or not.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What? You don't think she's hot?

I bet she's got a billion dollars and a bed full of hot Italian manwhores. *sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

What? You don't think she's hot?

I bet she's got a billion dollars and a bed full of hot Italian manwhores. *sigh*

I'll take the billion. Leave out the manwhores though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'll take the billion. Leave out the manwhores though.

Fine, I'll keep them for myself.

 

[rgraham666]

Fine, I'll keep them for myself.

You're welcome.