Forget the Husband....I want a

[*bratcat*]

 

[SweetCherry]

Bratcat

Will you marry me?

 

[registered "^^"]

WIFE!

You deserve one...............

 

[april-wine]

Running into the thread..........damnnnnnnnnnnnnn always the bridesmaid never the bride

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[SweetCherry]

Woohoo!! Meet me in the bedroom. It's honeymoon time, darlin! I'm too lusty to wait til after the vows are said.

 

[april-wine]

but you can be my mistress!

True after marriage there is NO sex lol...............MISTRESS it is lol

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Debbie]

I would like a wife too but would miss certain attachments

But *bratcat* one would be honoured to be at your beck and call Please just no little maids outfit. It is just too much for me!

 

[*bratcat*]

Deal!

 

[Debbie]

Ok how's the weather there at the moment?

 

[*bratcat*]

It was a great day today!

 

[Azwed]

Hmhhh anyone need a butler or a pool boy

 

[Mistress]

Sniffs But I'm Mistress! See it says so over there!
<---

 

[Phoenyx]

Sniffs But I'm Mistress! See it says so over there!
<---

If a woemn is a mistress what is a man in the same situation?

 

[*bratcat*]

snooze ya lose, babe!

 

[Mistress]

Re: snooze ya lose, babe!

that's whatcha get for goin to work!!!

Sighs....




Sniffs again....

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: snooze ya lose, babe!

Sighs....
Sniffs again....

dont Cry.. you can be my mistress.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Perhaps we can work something out

I would like a wife too but would miss certain attachments

But *bratcat* one would be honoured to be at your beck and call Please just no little maids outfit. It is just too much for me!

I can't do that wife thing unless it's about making brownies and loading the dishwasher, so I probably don't belong in the thread at all - but I thought I'd volunteer to fill the position which called for the attachments on an ad hoc basis.

 

[Debbie]

Re: Perhaps we can work something out

I can't do that wife thing unless it's about making brownies and loading the dishwasher, so I probably don't belong in the thread at all - but I thought I'd volunteer to fill the position which called for the attachments on an ad hoc basis.

Oh wow, *bratcat*, a pool or sauna, a pool boy and now the attachments (plus the bonus of all them fine gals dropping in. Oh boy oh boy!)

Ok now how can I explain my absence to family? Amnesia? Long lost twin?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hang on a minute... I wash, cook, shop, clean, dust, vacuum, and look after kids.... I'M A WIFE!!!.... Waaaaaaaahhhhh










*waiting for correction or flaming for my sexist post*

 

[Debbie]

Hang on a minute... I wash, cook, shop, clean, dust, vacuum, and look after kids.... I'M A WIFE!!!.... Waaaaaaaahhhhh










*waiting for correction or flaming for my sexist post*

Oh no flamin here Plus he's got attachments! *running out of thread*

 

[LukkyKnight]

and he's got the whine thing working, too

 

[Lost Cause]

You need a......Harley-Davidson! Eighty cubic inches of vibration between your legs! Why do you think biker chicks wear real tight jeans? Every thing after that is secondary. You can pick up whom ever you want, and take them away to your castle, or forest, on your iron horse! Think about it.