Foreign Spam....

[Bobmi357]

Share the bizarre spam you get. Today I got this little note from some unknown friend in china....

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Dear Close Friend Welcome,
We is leading pens of much quality supplier of pens from China, who has wide and long range, with the most competitive producks. Welcome visiting on our website!
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Most foreign spam comes in unreadable, but this one looks like it was translated by someone with a bad case of dsylexia, or a translation program that should have been pitched into the bit bucket a long time ago.

Its spam like this that makes you really wonder if people bother to read what they are sending out...

Share your funny spam folks. Its worth a chuckle.

 

[cyberski]

OMFG.......Me thinks this could be one of the best threads i've EVER been involved in....Great idea Bob http://cyberski.walagata.com/SMILIE_thumbsup_blue.gif

 

[Mr.G]

I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !

Prince OGOPOGO of the Congo just Emailed ME and said I could have 20 % of SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS that his thieving "but most honorable daddy" snuck out of the country. Some bad mans in Congo chopped him up and ate his heart subsequent to that but that's another story. Back to the money .... All I have to do is give the Prince all my bank account information and he's going to transfer all that money into my account. What's 20% of $700,000,000.oo Koool, huh? I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !I'M RICH ! I'M RICH !






The really scary thing is North Americans lose over FOUR HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR to this scam from Nigeria. You gotta wonder how many IQ points are lost when the GREEED enzymes appear in the brain....

 

[AttentionWhore]

The funniest one I can remember (I've deleted now) was one aimed at penile growth suppliments saying something along the lines of "Don't be afraid of little runty"
Of course, I get spam all the time asking if I want to enlarge my penis. I wasn't aware I had one.

 

[peachykeen]

The world needs more producks. The antiduck lobby is getting too powerful.

 

[cyberski]

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