TheReapersWife
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This is the thread, where I describe myself killing my friend Jeff, over and over again.
Because I'm a violent little psycho and Jeff writes dying beautifully. 

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This is the thread, where I describe myself killing my friend Jeff, over and over again.Because I'm a violent little psycho and Jeff writes dying beautifully.
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*it's too bad her heart died long ago, otherwise she might have felt a twinge of something. As it is, all she sees is your guard let down, and a bag of flesh, ripe and ready to be ripped open*
*her hand darts out, swiping fast down your chest diagonally, ripping your shirt, the jagged edges of the broken bottle cutting your skin, like claws. Then she leans forward and puts her mouth to your torn flesh and licks at the blood welling from the cuts*
*she laps it up for a few minutes like a kitten, then slowly looks up at you with wild eyes. She smiles softly, and for a moment you think it's an old glimmer of caring and love. Then the wine bottle is suddenly shoved into your gut, sharp ends piercing you and opening a hole in your stomach. She pulls it out and tosses it aside, and then pushes her hands into the wound. Slowly she wiggles her hands more and more, pushing more of her arms inside you, until finally she's up to her elbows in your gut, blood pouring and gushing over her arms and body in a warm scarlet flood. She smiles and pants, finally some semblance of love and humanity in her eyes*
See, Jeff? Don't you feel closer to me? We're bonding. Don't you feel me getting closer to you?
*she asks the questions with a look on her face that makes you feel sick: she actually believes in what she says. That, somehow, in killing you, she's becoming more connected with you*
*then she revs it and smiles**she stands in the middle of the room, facing you. By her feet is a cardboard box, splattered with blood, on the side a sign written in half-hazard writing: "Agatha's Box of DOOM--er, I mean, Things to Make My Friends Giggle". From what you can see of it's contents, you doubt anybody's been left laughing when this box came about*
So, how do you wanna do it this time? I'll let you choose, since you've been such a good sport.
*she smiles wickedly and her eyes brighten suddenly*
Hey, I know! Have you met Mary....
*she bends down and picks up a chainsaw from the box, holding it with the blade vertical in both hands*
...the chainsaw?
*then she revs it and smiles*
(yes, I've named some of my weapons)
Her blood gets pumping really fast when she hears you beg, when she hears the fear in your voice.
"It is times like these," she says, momentarily intoxicated by your emotion in her presence, and looking at you and your body with hunger in her eyes. "That I feel we're really connecting."
Slowly, she starts to trail the knife across your skin, starting at your face, your cheeks, then moving it down your throat, leaving behind a thin line, barely a papercut. Then down over your collar bone and down your chest and tracing around your right nipple, moving the blade to make swirling patterns on your stomach.