For what it's worth

[InnesLane]

I'm a newbie here

Okay, truth be told, I've been a lurker for awhile, reading posts to try to get a feel for the place, but I've never posted as Unregistered. I figure if it's worth saying, it's worth letting people know who's saying it.

I like having fun but I'm not here for cybersex. I tried that in chat a few months ago and after a couple of times found it unendurably boring. Real sex is so much better. Why mess with anything less?

I can be sarcastic, but please take it with a smile. I mean no harm. If I offend, let me know. I have no aversion to apologizing at all. I don't apologize for my opinions though. They're mine, and I'm rather fond of them.

So anyway, this is just a wave hello. Hope to get to know you better as time goes on.

 

[Mischka]

Greetings and Salutations, Timothy! Welcome aboard.

 

[Debbie]

Hi! Welcome to Lit.
Waving right back at you!

 

[Simply Me]

And I so wanted to Cyber with you.. Welcome to the board TimothyR. And please, don't start one of those long, never-ending threads with no substance to them. Have fun.

 

[freakygirl]

hello.. welcome to the addiction

Got nudes?

 

[Elizabeth]

Hello and Welcome.

 

[InnesLane]

Got nudes?

sure! wanna cyber?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yallo. Welcome. I've scheduled you to bring the potato salad next Saturday. Bring plastic forks and a folding chair.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome to the board, Timothy.

Ruby, crossing Tim off of my potential cybersex list.

 

[cymbidia]

I've never posted as Unregistered. I figure if it's worth saying, it's worth letting people know who's saying it.

I already like you for this - and also cuz you didn't post your vitals. Looky here guys! Here's one that gots a 10' dong, likes long walks on the beach at sunset, and loves riding horses bareback! Gollee damnation! I got dibs!

Now, if you'll send KillerMuffin a PM and ask her for the Newbie Intake Form, then post it here for all to see, you'll be on your way to full-on Lit Addiction in no time. Tell Muffie i said "hi" in your pm, will you? (I'm kidding! There is no such thing as a Newbie Intake Form. I figured you were safe to pull this on cuz you've been lurking and probably wouldn't believe me anyway.)

 

[freakygirl]

sure! wanna cyber?

oh.. yes.. take that hot throbbing cock and.... wait..

that was a joke.. wasn't it???

 

[Valdimer]

Welcome to the boards Tim!

It appears both you and I have the same first name too.....


Stick around, have fun.....and dont have any cyber sex,

See ya on the boards!

 

[Siren]

Timmy Boy

 

[InnesLane]

Re: Re: For what it's worth

I already like you for this - and also cuz you didn't post your vitals. Looky here guys! Here's one that gots a 10' dong, likes long walks on the beach at sunset, and loves riding horses bareback! Gollee damnation! I got dibs!

Now, if you'll send KillerMuffin a PM and ask her for the Newbie Intake Form, then post it here for all to see, you'll be on your way to full-on Lit Addiction in no time. Tell Muffie i said "hi" in your pm, will you? (I'm kidding! There is no such thing as a Newbie Intake Form. I figured you were safe to pull this on cuz you've been lurking and probably wouldn't believe me anyway.)

You're right, I didn't believe you, but I had to squint to read that light gray disclaimer of yours.

Thanks for the nice words. But hell, now I have to live up to them.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Re: For what it's worth

I had to squint to read that light gray disclaimer of yours.

Run your cursor over them; they'll darken right up - no squinting necessary. That light grey stuff is the GB equivalent of whispering, btw.

And don't use any of the colors, either, okay? No, no, no - i'm being serious now. The colors can trigger seizures in one of our members so we just don't use them. Thanks.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Nice to meet ya Tim

Have fun!!!

 

[SweetCherry]

Hi and welcome to your new addiction. Don't worry, tho. It's a good addiction.

 

[juicylips]

I'm a newbie here



I like having fun but I'm not here for cybersex. I tried that in chat a few months ago and after a couple of times found it unendurably boring. Real sex is so much better. Why mess with anything less?

.

My god, Tim!!! You tried cybering ONCE and found it boring??? You are NOT here for sex! I am going to have to take your pulse, babe.

You just need the right woman. The right words...the right touch..the right...oh..uh..well..just got carried away...

By the way..nice to meet you and welcome to Lit addiction

Cassidy,
who flirts way, way too much

 

[xzchief]

Welcome to the board, Timothy.

Ruby, crossing Tim off of my potential cybersex list.

Welcome, Tim. Ruby, just so you know, there's no need to cross me off that list just yet.

 

[lovetoread]

Hello and welcome.

Have fun.

 

[Merelan]

Popcorn? i heard there was popcorn in here....

 

[weathered2]

Tim, welcome, buddy. Your doomed now, but it's a truly great way to go off the deep end.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hey there Tim... welcome. The others are right. Here starts your slide on the slippery slope to purgatory... Have fun man...

 

[Guest]

It's nice to meet you, TimothyR. Hope your stay here at Literotica is fun as well as informative.

Enjoy!

Enchanted

 

[Wanderer D]

Welcome Tim.

Ah yea, never underestimate cybersex with the right person. *nods*

It's a different flavor, but can be very tasty nonetheless