For what is Black Bird being sent to hell?

[Black_Bird]

So many things in my life is deemed unacceptable by the society at large, I just want to know, what do you think I should go to hell for?

 

[Bob Peale]

Don't you live in Balitmore? If that's the case, you can't get sent to hell twice

 

[Black_Bird]

Don't you live in Balitmore? If that's the case, you can't get sent to hell twice

*LOL!*

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Siren]

 

[KillerMuffin]

"The Chinese have a lot of hells."

 

[lilminx]

Well, BB, if it's for an unhealthy obsession with anal sex, reading J.D. Salinger, rock music, or not accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior, then I'll be right there with you, babe.

 

[Bob Peale]

"The Chinese have a lot of hells."

So does K-Mart.

I mean, Jacklyn Smith Fashions?

 

[Black_Bird]

"The Chinese have a lot of hells."

So does prime time television. Point?

 

[KillerMuffin]

"What does that mean? Huh? China is here? I don't even know what the hell that means!"

 

[Black_Bird]

So far, I have two people saying that I'm going to hell for not accepting Jesus Christ as my savior, one person saying that I'm already in hell (thanks, bob, I needed the encouragement), and another person whom hasn't come forward with their "other" decision.

So basically, if I moved to New York, and accepted JC as my savior, I could summon up all the demons and Angels I wanted, play rummy with tarot cards on a regular basis, roll 5d6 for that fireball my Elven Wizard/Bard just released, jack off with both hands, and have as much anal sex as I wanted?

Maybe christianity isn't so bad after all.

 

[Mistress]

So many things in my life is deemed unacceptable by the society at large, I just want to know, what do you think I should go to hell for?

Don't worry, I'll be there too I can keep you company ....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd skip on christianity.

They're way down on butt sex.

Gawd, could you imagine going through life without a nice, hard cock sliding into your nice, tight ass? Er. I mean the other way around.

See, this chick named Lotswife looked back a Sodom and Gamorrah, it's like Minneapolis/St. Paul only with more sex, and she turned into salt. All cause she missed out on some total sodomy.

 

[Black_Bird]

See, this chick named Lotswife looked back a Sodom and Gamorrah, it's like Minneapolis/St. Paul only with more sex, and she turned into salt. All cause she missed out on some total sodomy.

Yeah, but as I recall, it was a different type of sodomy; a dry ass fucking by God himself. Not a nice thing and he didn't want any witnesses.

 

[scylis]

other

for masturbating five times a day while looking at nude pictures of B. Arthur.

but, more importantly, for letting Devo do a cover of Head Like a Hole.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: other

for masturbating five times a day while looking at nude pictures of B. Arthur.

Hey now, that's one sexy momma there... Can you really blame me?

but, more importantly, for letting Devo do a cover of Head Like a Hole.

Why not? Everybody else is butchering my music anyway.

 

[scylis]

yeah, but DEVO?!? how much crack were you shooting when you okayed that?

 

[Laurel]

That's just wrong.

 

[Wiggles]

Driving while drunk will get you sent straight to hell.

Hmmm, wonder who voted for that last choice?

 

[Black_Bird]

Driving while drunk will get you sent straight to hell.

Hmmm, wonder who voted for that last choice?

Honestly, wiggles? Not I. I voted "Other" as in "I'm the poster of this thread, I really shouldn't be voting."