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It's beautiful in it's simplicity.OhMissScarlett said:Hahaha. Omg, I've got to call my grandma and tell her this joke right now!![]()
My day is now complete.vella_ms said:BITCH
BBBBBAAAAHHHHHHAAAAhhhhhhhhaaaaaa
ABSTRUSE said:What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!![]()
I love you.impressive said:What is brown and sounds like a door bell?
DUNG DONG!
Oh woman so fair,impressive said:Show me!
It just keeps getting better...LOLjoeys-game said:Whats brown and sounds like a telephone?
dungalungalung!
ABSTRUSE said:Oh woman so fair,
that none doth compare
Sweet words I love I will write.
I would beat off the cripples
to get to those nipples
if only for just one small bite.
Free from your toils
I would annoint you in oils
as if you were the Queen of the Nile
I would set all things right
when I turn out the light
if you flash me that anchorwoman's smile.
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Made it what???impressive said:You made my day!!!!![]()
My job is done now.impressive said:Full of smiles.![]()
she is.joeys-game said:your supposed to be a cruel bitch!
vella_ms said:she is.
dont let this fascade fool you or youll be sucked into a swirling vortex of pain the likes you could never be able to describe to another human bean.
no, that is much to phallic and there- foreskin, out of my knowledge base.MistressJett said:Is a human bean like a dancing nana?![]()
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