for Those too fucking lazy to spank

[WriterDom]

http://www.saroftreve.com/som/index.htm

There is now the Spank-O-Matic

 

[Etoile]

I guess it could be used when the top wanted to leave the room or was otherwise unavailable. The site also claims "Spanking with or being spanked by a machine is a common fantasy... common enough that at least one adult movie, several websites, scores of cartoons, and innumerable works of fiction have featured spanking machines." Not that I've ever heard of such a thing. They really need to show it with a human model, too...the pictures alone are too vague for me to know how big it is or how it works.

 

[Croctden]

I've heard of machine fantasies before

Usually they involve machines that fuck women.

There are many, many, oh so many fetishes out there. I know people who want to fuck someone without legs.

 

[MissTaken]

Spanking machines!

Fucking machines!

Dildos, vibes and strap ons!

Who needs men?




(I do ! )

 

[Netzach]

Me too.

They're pretty good for taking out the trash and killing bugs.

 

[Netzach]

However, the day I leave a machine to do the thing I'm oh so fond of and all too often oh too overworked to do, just shoot me.

 

[navarre]

Spanking machines!

Fucking machines!

Dildos, vibes and strap ons!

Who needs men?




(I do ! )

AHHHHHH

But can they cut the lawn for you?

 

[MissTaken]

AHHHHHH

But can they cut the lawn for you?

Hmmm

would you?

I love the smell of fresh cut grass.

It makes me a bit errrrrr randy!

 

[Ebonyfire]

AHHHHHH

But can they cut the lawn for you?

You head the nail on the head!

I have a "subby do list"!

 

[Etoile]

Hmmm

would you?

I love the smell of fresh cut grass.

It makes me a bit errrrrr randy!

I believe Demeter makes a perfume called Cut Grass. You might want to check that out.

 

[MissTaken]

You head the nail on the head!

I have a "subby do list"!

*giggles*

A serious, but funny aside:

In my limited experience, the quickest way to scare away a male sub is to tell them housework and lawnwork would be part of their responsibilities!

Geesh...ya either want to submit and wait on my ass or not!



(My profiles used to gather many male subs in spite of my clearly stating they shouldn't bother contacting me. )

 

[Ebonyfire]

*giggles*

A serious, but funny aside:

In my limited experience, the quickest way to scare away a male sub is to tell them housework and lawnwork would be part of their responsibilities!

Geesh...ya either want to submit and wait on my ass or not!



(My profiles used to gather many male subs in spite of my clearly stating they shouldn't bother contacting me. )

The first thing I tell subbies who claim to want to serve Me is that if they want to get fucked get a girlfriend or a wife. They will do housework and others chores that I do not want to tackle.

 

[niteshade]

I have never really been one for mechanical stimulation in any way, shape, or form. I prefer the real thing, baby

 

[navarre]

Hmmm

would you?

I love the smell of fresh cut grass.

It makes me a bit errrrrr randy!

You know damn well I wouldn't!
You would cut the lawn for Me.

 

[MissTaken]

You know damn well I wouldn't!
You would cut the lawn for Me.

Well, will you spank me in the shower, afterwards?

(I am sooo easy!)

 

[navarre]

Well, will you spank me in the shower, afterwards?

(I am sooo easy!)

Do you really have to ask?

You know I would.

 

[deezire1900]

ok? I think it is funny, but would die if anyone ever asked me to use it.

 

[Native Alien]

Everytime I see that thing, I have this image in my head of what would happen if that thing went out of control. It isn't pretty from either side when that happens.

 

[Chicklet]

for a thousand dollars they'd better give me more incentive than that little picture and half-assed description...