For those of you who actually cyber...

Cath!

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If you have kids (yours or others if you childsit), or if you have spouses....

Do you ever do this when there are other people in the house? How do you manage to have cybersex or phonesex without getting caught?

And for those of you that are wondering...no I am not doing research to try this out myself!:p
 
Cath! said:
If you have kids (yours or others if you childsit), or if you have spouses....

Do you ever do this when there are other people in the house? How do you manage to have cybersex or phonesex without getting caught?

And for those of you that are wondering...no I am not doing research to try this out myself!:p

DAMNNNNNNNN and I was gonna give ya all the tips then call..............;)
 
Simple, I'd keep a blanket around me (it's cold ;) ) and I'd full screen my browser to click to it whenever some body came in the room. If needed I could pull my pants up undernearth the blanket if needed (Using phrases like "Alright, I'll be there in a minute, let me just set this for something") then I could usually adjust or put on clothing while they went to wait for me. My lover understands how I can have people come in on me and stuff...

I'm just not sure how to do it w/o roommates finding out.
 
Cath! said:
If you have kids (yours or others if you childsit), or if you have spouses....


It's really simple. I have taught my 3 yo that in order to use the computer you must first take your dick out and put it in your free hand. It works like a charm, but i'm getting strange reports back from day care.
 
Oh, another good hint is to play music that other people don't like, it keeps them from hanging around. However, usually it won't do too much for the mood, so you just have to ignore it, filter it out.
 
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Southern37 said:


It's really simple. I have taught my 3 yo that in order to use the computer you must first take your dick out and put it in your free hand. It works like a charm, but i'm getting strange reports back from day care.

LMAO...good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth...I would have ruined my keyboard!!
 
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Cath! said:


LMAO...good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth...I would have ruined my keyboard!!


ummmm..since you don't have anything in your mouth at the present... does this mean i get to type with both hands?
 
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Southern37 said:
It works like a charm, but i'm getting strange reports back from day care.
LMAO... hey do what everyone else does, throw a packet of 1000 sweets on the back lawn and telll them not in come back inside untill they have eaten them all :D
 
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Southern37 said:



ummmm..since you don't have anything in your mouth at the present... does this mean i get to type with both hands?

lol...you wish! :p
 
What's cyber sex? I don't know cyber

As for phone sex, I never could figure out how to get it in the little holes:D
 
Getting caught is not a concern here. My lover and I particpate in these activities together. I'd supply more info on a more personal level if needed. Message me...

DSouth
 
hmmm

I don't have kids, but I do live at home currently. I just have a simple method...Close the door, and do it when people are either asleep or doin something else...

Have had my best friend almost walk in on me a few times though...

Steve
 
I wait until the man is at work, the baby is napping or sleeping, I have the music on and the door shut.

since she's gotten a bit older and is learning to talk, I've cut way back:(

I don't want her first words to be .....Fuck FUCK FUUUUUUCKCKCKCKCKK I'm .....no don't stop....fuckkk I'm gonna...ummmmmmmggggggghhhhhhhh.


cause that would just be so wrong.....haahahahaha
 
Oh never! I need to be completely alone to let go....except for the person on the other end of the telephone line.
 
perky_baby said:
I wait until the man is at work, the baby is napping or sleeping, I have the music on and the door shut.

since she's gotten a bit older and is learning to talk, I've cut way back:(

I don't want her first words to be .....Fuck FUCK FUUUUUUCKCKCKCKCKK I'm .....no don't stop....fuckkk I'm gonna...ummmmmmmggggggghhhhhhhh.


cause that would just be so wrong.....haahahahaha

LMAO:D Was it good?
 
Cybering is just not for me. You get into it and Zap,Bam,Boom somebody calls or a kid needs you. Not a great thing to happen.

Now as for phone sex,thats when you get the kids to bed and turn the tv up loud and let yourself go.

But I do it differently at different times. I do that when I get the call before I go to sleep.

When the one I get at 3 or 4 in the morning on week ends,the kids are deep asleep and I dont need to worry about it.

When I get the morning wake up call,I put the tv back on. I dont want the kids to get up too early.

I think my fingers will fall off before June. :p
 
lovetoread said:


I think my fingers will fall off before June. :p

Whoa! Didn't you just come back from a weekend with Tiger?

Don't let absence make the finger sore:D
 
tn_8tiv said:


Whoa! Didn't you just come back from a weekend with Tiger?

Don't let absence make the finger sore:D

We were back on the phone the night he flew home. lol :D
 
I usually do it when my bf's at work on Saturdays. Every now and then I'll do it if he's home, and even tho his computer is in the same room, it's not big deal. He knows a play and he doesn't care. He does want to read my screen at the worst times though! :p

Haven't done it in awhile because all my regular playmates seem to be busy with RL. How dare they? ;)

Lili
 
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