For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[lewdandlicentious]

So this image suits me does it?????????

TWAT'S!!!

You know who you are!!!!

 

[Guest]

Eep!

You scary man!!!

Of course it doesn't suit you, sweetie.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Eep!

You scary man!!!

Of course it doesn't suit you, sweetie.

No good squirming now, me little twat-ess!

You're in trouble!!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

If in doubt as to your place in life, read the blue box below!!!!

 

[Guest]

No good squirming now, me little twat-ess!

You're in trouble!!!!

You know my reaction to that...

GOODIE!

 

[Guest]

If in doubt as to your place in life, read the blue box below!!!!

Yep, I'm very aware of that. Oh god am I aware of that!!!

 

[doormouse]

Is it just the accent, but I thought 'twat' was pronounced...

twOt, as in bot, snot, lot...



Loved the voice Lewd

 

[Guest]

Is it just the accent, but I thought 'twat' was pronounced...

twOt, as in bot, snot, lot...



Loved the voice Lewd

Nope, it's definitely twAt as in tw-At.

Snot!? LOL!

He fucking nuts!!!

Love 'im.

 

[Guest]

Lew, I have recorded a message, especially for you. Before you panic, no, it's not nearly as bad as some of the sound bites you've sent me.

For Lew

(Anybody else can listen to it if you really want to. Plus, it might earn me more punishment points. Hahaha!)

Lou

 

[Guest]

Oh, I have just had a fucking excellent idea for your birthday next week!!! Oh, awesome!

CFW! Watch this space!!! Muahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Is nobody else admitting it then? I know Perdita will and I do know Lew only had two of us in mind, but even so, this place is over-run with twats.

And, no, it's not likely I'll shut up about it anytime soon.

 

[Guest]

Bump

 

[Guest]

Just see my new sig line. Glad to be here.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Just see my new sig line. Glad to be here.

Perdita

Hahaha! Very pleased you used that.

Have you seen WTF he's done to his sigline? Mad!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Have you seen WTF he's done to his sigline? Mad!

Just had a look, Loulou. I call that twat coolness.

I really have to remember to pronounce it correctly now (only to myself as I don't use the word in RL). Now with Gauche's pronunciation lesson, imagine if anyone came up on me practicing such words, ha ha ha.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Just had a look, Loulou. I call that twat coolness.

I really have to remember to pronounce it correctly now (only to myself as I don't use the word in RL). Now with Gauche's pronunciation lesson, imagine if anyone came up on me practicing such words, ha ha ha.

Perdita

LOL! I think they'd think you to be a little "odd".

He's at work now, I just sent him a twat email.

Lou

 

[Guest]

perdita@twatmail.com

 

[Guest]

perdita@twatmail.com

www.wearefuckingtwatsandproudofit.com



Do you think others are actually reading this thread, but just too scared to join in?

 

[Guest]

Do you think others are actually reading this thread, but just too scared to join in?

Fuck 'em.

 

[Guest]

Fuck 'em.

Yeah, cos they're only wannabe twats. LOL

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yeah, cos they're only wannabe twats. LOL

Quack


CD ~ Twat Wannabe

 

[Guest]

Quack


CD ~ Twat Wannabe

Very humble of you to admit, Quacky.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

What qualifies you as a twat exactly?


*wants to join the club and dye her wooly bits pink like perdita's sheep*

 

[Guest]

What qualifies you as a twat exactly?


*wants to join the club and dye her wooly bits pink like perdita's sheep*

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I haven't got a fucking clue. That info is known only to Lew, I think. (I secretly think he thinks we're all twats, but at different levels of twatness ).

I'll email him and ask.

Lou

 

[Guest]

*wants to join the club and dye her wooly bits pink like perdita's sheep*

I think that qualifies, I'd want photo proof though.

Still, we need the twat master's final approval.

CD: the "quack" makes you sound more like a twit, jmo.

Perdita