The name says it all. For all the truly fucked up out their please post. Feel free to talk about the most fucked up fantasy's you have. I feel their is no limits on what to talk about, any body post!!!!
I have this recurring fantasy. I am a passenger on a luxury cruise ship far out at sea. One night I am in the bar and I notice this tall brunette. We had smiled at each other and said hello in passing a couple of times on the ship so I walked over to her table and asked if I could join her. She motioned for me to sit down.
After a few drinks, we went back to her cabin. One thing led to another and she wanted to tie me up. I let her. Then her girlfriend came back to the room and they got naked and rubbed all over me and did some things that some people would find disgusting (really fucked up!). They never had conventional sex with me though.
When they were finished, they put me on one of those luggage cart things, rolled me to the deck and tossed me overboard. I was very worried. Lucky for me a very beautiful mermaid came along just when I was gasping my last breath and she kissed me. That kiss was like a breath of fresh air! We then lived together under the sea in the perfect relationship. In one way though, it was a very frustrating. My desire for her grew with each passing moment. She gave great oral sex, but I could never figure out how to satisfy her sexually.
There are some variations to this fantasy. Sometimes the two girlfriends have wild lesbian sex while I watch and then cut off my penis as a souvenir before they toss me overboard. Sometimes I hold my breath, hide behind a rock and wait for the mermaid to go to the bathroom so I can get even the slightest clue of where to put my penis. Once the girlfriends cut my penis off and I actually saw that elusive hole on my mermaid in the same fantasy. That was the most fucked up fantasy of all!
While in the midst of an explosive orgasm last night my shadow became
detached and floated out of the window. I have been down to Shadowlands
today but they haven't got one my size, and Rent-a-Shadow want 500 dollars a day!!! Fuck that! What is wrong with this crazy world? I blame it all on
Bush.
I have a recurring/ongoing fantasy, I obsess over it all year but it is usually most intense in April and May. This year however, there have been indications that it has a chance to become a thrilling reality. After having my hopes obliterated in 2003, I try not to become overly optimistic, but I'm a lady with an inherently positive nature. I hesitate to speak it aloud at the risk of becoming the object of derision, but perhaps the open-minded readers here will allow me to freely indulge in my heretofore denied dream...I want to see the Cubs win the World Series.