StillStunned
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In The Tough Guide to Fantasyland Diana Wynne Jones, there's an entry for "Stew", describing it as the only meal people in Fantasyland ever eat. I remember reading it and thinking, "Gosh, I never realised that!"
But it's true. Nine times out of ten, meals in fantasy stories are stew, perhaps with some bread. Sometimes there will be some kind of meat roasting over a campfire. Breakfasts usually get more detail: eggs, sausages, bacon and mushrooms. Somehow there's always coffee as well.
I know by now some of you will be saying, "But what about-?" And yes, The Gentleman Bastards is pretty much unique. If they weren't heist stories, they'd be food porn.
Anyway, I was thinking about this with a sword & sorcery story I'm working on.
"Thews grumbled at the cost, but shut up when he was served a platter of spiced curds, flatbreads, dried quinces soaked in honeyed brandywine, grilled onions and smoked peppers with slices of peppered lamb, and spicy sausages on a thick creamy sauce."
I'd eat that.
Another S&S story in progress has this light lunch:
"Her mouth watered at the sight of the sliced pork, dried fruit, vegetable tartlets, peppered beef strips and chunks of brown bread slathered with pale curds."
I try to avoid the trope of "stew with bread" or "bread fresh from the oven, slathered with butter and honey". But even so, I tend to fall back on the same things. Curds, dried fruit, cured meat, something that's peppered.
So what does everyone else do? Any go-to guides for fantasy foods, without getting too exotic? I usually write grimdark S&S, so poached unicorn balls with fried dragon eggs is probably a bit too fancy for me. I could handle salted troll toes as a drinking snack, though.
Let's hear your suggestions!
But it's true. Nine times out of ten, meals in fantasy stories are stew, perhaps with some bread. Sometimes there will be some kind of meat roasting over a campfire. Breakfasts usually get more detail: eggs, sausages, bacon and mushrooms. Somehow there's always coffee as well.
I know by now some of you will be saying, "But what about-?" And yes, The Gentleman Bastards is pretty much unique. If they weren't heist stories, they'd be food porn.
Anyway, I was thinking about this with a sword & sorcery story I'm working on.
"Thews grumbled at the cost, but shut up when he was served a platter of spiced curds, flatbreads, dried quinces soaked in honeyed brandywine, grilled onions and smoked peppers with slices of peppered lamb, and spicy sausages on a thick creamy sauce."
I'd eat that.
Another S&S story in progress has this light lunch:
"Her mouth watered at the sight of the sliced pork, dried fruit, vegetable tartlets, peppered beef strips and chunks of brown bread slathered with pale curds."
I try to avoid the trope of "stew with bread" or "bread fresh from the oven, slathered with butter and honey". But even so, I tend to fall back on the same things. Curds, dried fruit, cured meat, something that's peppered.
So what does everyone else do? Any go-to guides for fantasy foods, without getting too exotic? I usually write grimdark S&S, so poached unicorn balls with fried dragon eggs is probably a bit too fancy for me. I could handle salted troll toes as a drinking snack, though.
Let's hear your suggestions!