For the next time someone tries to bring up sex in a conversation

[LaRascasse]

A dialogue I came across while seeing old episodes of my favourite TV shows...

Cameron: Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?

 

[damppanties]

One hour. Hmmm.

 

[LaRascasse]

One hour. Hmmm.

Is it worth all those other things mentioned? Imagine the plight of other animals for whom it isn't "unbelievably" fun. Perpetuating their species sucks big time.

That's what makes us awesome.

 

[damppanties]

Is it worth all those other things mentioned?

Of course! We wouldn't still be doing it otherwise.

 

[Handley_Page]

Sex *could* kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy.
And if God hadn't made it *unbelievably* fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?


Can you think of a better exercise regime ?

 

[LaRascasse]

Of course! We wouldn't still be doing it otherwise.

Oh you addicts you!

BTW you'd still be doing it to prevent humanity from going extinct, just wouldn't be as much fun.

 

[damppanties]

Oh you addicts you!

BTW you'd still be doing it to prevent humanity from going extinct, just wouldn't be as much fun.

I couldn't care less about humanity going extinct. We've had a good run. We could hang up our gloves now with no regret from my side.

 

[LaRascasse]

I couldn't care less about humanity going extinct. We've had a good run. We could hang up our gloves now with no regret from my side.

So humanity can go extinct if sex isn't fun anymore? Darwin should have factored that in somewhere that the eventual survival of a species depends on their sexual enjoyment.

 

[damppanties]

So humanity can go extinct if sex isn't fun anymore? Darwin should have factored that in somewhere that the eventual survival of a species depends on their sexual enjoyment.

I didn't say that. I said I don't care about procreation at all. Zero.

Which kind of means that sex is more than procreation. Which is the exact same thing you're saying.

 

[LaRascasse]

Higher primates and dolphins are the only species who get pleasure out of sex, if I remember correctly. Is it any coincidence they are also the species with the highest levels of intelligence?

 

[Handley_Page]

One hour. Hmmm.

Wish someone had taught me that when I was younger; and how. . . .

 

[Handley_Page]

Higher primates and dolphins are the only species who get pleasure out of sex, if I remember correctly. Is it any coincidence they are also the species with the highest levels of intelligence?

I seem to remember that a boar stays 'connected' for half an hour or more.