For the love of God, will you please shut the fuck up!!!!

[catfish]

Miles' Oprah thread got me thinking about the celebs that I wish would just shut up and go away. Here is my list, feel free to add names.....

Oprah - You are a gazillionaire, you have no right to bitch.

The Jackson Siblings - Hey, I know he's your brother, but lets be honest, he is a fucking freak who likes to sleep in the bed with 12 year old boys. Stop acting like he is just "misunderstood".

Bill O'Reilly - Just shut up and go sexually harass another producer you dick.

Al Franken - You are whiney, shut up

Karl Rove - Just shut up

Howard Dean - see instructions to Rove

Tom Cruise - Shut up you scientology freak.

Larry King - You ass kissing freak, go away and shut up.

Dr. Phil - I am tired of your act, go back to Texas, fuck yourself and shut up. And while you are at it, make Dr. Laura shut up too.

 

[Silverluna]

someone's in a happy mood today.

 

[ruminator]

At first I thought this was a thread on religion.



....I know, I know,.....






...shut up.

 

[Lost Cause]

I hope they listen............

I also don't care how skinny any celeb is either!

 

[catfish]

At first I thought this was a thread on religion.



....I know, I know,.....






...shut up.

That reminds me....

Pat Robertson - You better be right about your relationship to God, because if God is anything like I think he is, he is going to smite you when he returns. So shut the fuck up and ditto for Jerry Falwell.

 

[gypsywitch]

Dr. Laura needs her own spot I think.

 

[catfish]

Dr. Laura needs her own spot I think.

agreed, but then I decided she is so far beneath contempt that I would lump her in with Dr. Phil.

 

[deathbypickle]

but i don't wanna shut up

 

[catfish]

but i don't wanna shut up

silly, you wouldn't be on the list, you are not annoying and self absorbed.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Every single American Idol..... PLEASE shut up!

 

[catfish]

Every single American Idol..... PLEASE shut up!

Really, you have had your 15 minutes now go away.

 

[deathbypickle]

silly, you wouldn't be on the list, you are not annoying and self absorbed.

how do you know???

 

[catfish]

how do you know???

Bill told me

 

[deathbypickle]

Bill told me

*sniffs*
*tears*

yes, Bill

*pouts*

 

[catfish]

*sniffs*
*tears*

yes, Bill

*pouts*

Why the tears about our billy boy?

 

[deathbypickle]

Why the tears about our billy boy?

PM coming

 

[huskie]

silly, you wouldn't be on the list, you are not annoying and self absorbed.

I know a few litsters that qualify.....

 

[catfish]

I know a few litsters that qualify.....

Ain't that the truth Brother.

 

[huskie]

Ain't that the truth Brother.

yup.... but I aint gonna get into name calling just to fan the Drama queens fires, though.

 

[Starfish]

I think a lot, too many, people watch far too much television, spend too much time on the net, and have forgotten how to churn butter by hand. If celebs and shit annoy you, why don't you separate yourself from them. It's easy. *click*

 

[catfish]

yup.... but I aint gonna get into name calling just to fan the Drama queens fires, though.

That is why this is about celebs not gb'rs

 

[Guest]

 

[crazybbwgirl]

You can get a pint of heavy whipping cream, pour some out, then shake the hell outta the rest in the carton and in about 5 minutes you have butter!

Put a marble in it and it will work even faster.

 

[Starfish]

You can get a pint of heavy whipping cream, pour some out, then shake the hell outta the rest in the carton and in about 5 minutes you have butter!

You forgot to add salt.

Unsalted butter tastes like shit on my home made yeast bread, that I made from wheat I harvested from the back 40.

 

[Guest]