For the last time, no. I refuse to fuck you.

[Thoggy]

Well..I might fuck you, but I won't like it.

I mean, I will like it, but I won't feel proud about it.

OK, I might be proud about it but I certainly won't setup a website devoted to sharing the news with the world.

www.thoggyfuckedyouandnowheisbraggingaboutit.com

You didn't actually go check out that site did you? I think it might be a while before someone bothers to register it, but if someone did, then it ain't me.

Moving on to a new topic, I demand that a woman in the Toronto area contact me for sex. Make no bones about it, I am not asking, not requesting, and surely not insinuating. I am flat out demanding.

I need it. I want it. I must have it.

I am in a long-term relationship that has evolved into a long-time between sex relationship. This is a problem as I enjoy sex. With myself, with others, occasionally even with myself while others are around.

Check out my story to get an idea of the sort of sex I like or my old posts and it should become pretty clear.

Now, let me stand back and wait for the barrage of emails.

Wait for it...
Wait for it........


Go.

 

[bknerd]

*grin* hey you... your posts always make me giggle...



*shakes head* and like i've always said, just head this way...

 

[abbey_kyle]

this made me laugh. totally made my night!

 

[fille]

I hate when a man plays hard to get.

 

[Thoggy]

Women adore me, men want to be me, dogs and cats mostly ignore me.

I think it is clearly a sign of my tremendous wit and intelligence that my posting attracted the attention of three lovely women. I mean, the average ratio on Literotica is probably 170 men for every one woman, so that would mean that my posting ranks in the..uh...in the top....4 percentile of...uh...the total sum of the linear regression model.

Yes ladies that's right..not only am I dirty-minded with a (relatively) large cock, I can also math it up. Why I once divided a number by zero. Tell me it's impossible...fuck you, I did it! I would tell you the answer but...uh..there isn't the time to explain it properly. Yes, that's it.

Anyhoo. More postings from women please. No men allowed. This is now officially Thoggy & His Bitches post. By the way, according to my lawyer, if you post on this thread, we do now in fact have a legally binding agreement where you are my bitch. Expect to be pimped out. Cause Daddy has rent to pay.

Let the ladies appear......now.

 

[abbey_kyle]

yeah, OK. I'm in. I'll be your bitch.

I am so easy.

 

[bknerd]

*laughs*



*shrugs* might as well make it official...it always is a pleasure sir *grin*

 

[fille]

Obviously, you are very charming.