For the 200 women who applied as useyou's sub:?

[WriterDom]

Who are you?

 

[MisterSir]

I have a problem with the poll, it doesn't have enough options. I was looking for the one that read "I'd rather stick my hands in a blender", why was this not included? Please explain.

 

[WriterDom]

Or I rather stick a loaded gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

 

[ZRT]

Getting into position to catch his sloppy seconds... now.

Message me and tell me about yourself if you qualify.

Qualifications:
-Female between 19 and 67 years old.
-Not too fat.
-Not too ugly. (Fat and ugly are turnoffs even online..to me anyway)
-Nevermind, fat and ugly are okay. (I'll just put a bag over the monitor and take one for the team.)
-Open and willing to roleplay online nasty scenes such as humiliation and rape, or at least say the words 'take me, Conan' over skype.
-Willing to explore a whole new whole of perverted nastiness. Or the same old whole of perverted nastiness. I'm old school.
-Willing to be called nasty names throughout the roleplay. Or honeymuffin.
-Must have time to roleplay online, minimum of 1 1/2 hours needed. Actually, thirty seconds will be fine for me, don't worry.
-Must be a fairly fast typer (nothing more boring than a slow typer) Will accept slowdowns for when you only have one hand available.
-Must have an imagination and willing to improvise to make the roleplay more interesting and guide the path of it at times. Actually, screw that, this is my game. Bitch.
-Must send me a pic of yourself (yes I want to see who I am roleplaying with) MSpaint drawings will serve as an acceptable substitute.
-Must message me with details about yourself. At least 26 words.
-Must own a vibrator. Or a cellphone.

If you meet all of the above qualifications then message me the 26 words about you. If you are the right person you are guaranteed to enjoy this and will want to come back over and over and roleplay. If you are the wrong person, then why have you even read this far, asshole.

 

[be_ignited]

My favorite part is he voted "yes" for himself.

 

[jenamapat]

I didn't know that assholes of that calibre could possibly be as clueless as he appears to be.

 

[MisterSir]

I'm fairly sure he also made the "WriterDom_" account to vote yes.

 

[jenamapat]

Now i think i can speak in WriterDom's defense. I don't believe he and UseYou are the same person. There's NO possible way. I've spoken to WriterDom before...there's no one like him.

 

[Mister_Sir]

I'm fairly sure he also made the "WriterDom_" account to vote yes.

No i didn''t you fucking TARDS you are just a knothole and I am a REAL DOM and stupid giglin wimen who cant spel always PM me becuase they no im COOL an you just keep answering cuase it will bump me to the TOP

 

[Mister_Sir]

I also take back my comment about WriterDom not having voted for useyou being cool. Because obviously everyone knows he is.

-MisterSir

(I'm totally MisterSir, everyone)

 

[WriterDom_]

Im so COOL

Now i think i can speak in WriterDom's defense. I don't believe he and UseYou are the same person. There's NO possible way. I've spoken to WriterDom before...there's no one like him.

Yeah Jena noes what a REAL MAN is and that's UseYou cuase he's COOL. And any wimmens that wants me -- I mean useyou -- to pull yer hair, Just PM me. I mean PM UseYou. Because he's WAY COOLER than ME.

I'm fairly sure he also made the "WriterDom_" account to vote yes.

Oops I posted the anser to this on the rong alt. I mean... I agree wit waht Mister_Sir says because useyou is COOL.

No i didn''t you fucking TARDS you are just a knothole and I am a REAL DOM and stupid giglin wimen who cant spel always PM me becuase they no im COOL an you just keep answering cuase it will bump me to the TOP

 

[jenamapat]

some people can be so ridiculous

 

[use_you]

some people can be so ridiculous

I dun no wat that werd meens it is 2 long but i think It Must Be something Good, or it woona ben me you sed it abowt.

U wan me to pull yor hair Jena? Cuase Im a REAL DOM!

 

[spazatron]

Lawlz.

-giggles-
Oh my.
This is ridiculous.
Have you forgotten to notice, oh cool one, MisterSir and WriterDom's join dates and respective post counts in relation to those of Mister_Sir and WriterDom_ who joined this month with only two posts and a false cast in the poll? I've never seen MisterSir use the word "totally" in an attempt to verify something, either.

A try and obvious fail at cleverness leaves you looking even more immature and idiotic than if you'd just left it alone.

 

[use_you]

Oh and WriterDom the only reason they arn't ansering here is becuase all 200 wimmen are too busy in my giant hot tub.

Or else theyre uglier than my dog and dumber than a knothole.

I have strong feelings for that knothole, too.

And if you fucking don't fucking like me or if you have a fucking problem with my fucking vulgarity you must fucking be like a fucking moron fucking loser and deffinitely not a fucking sub.

Everyone knows all REAL subs wanna be treated like shit. THat's what they want. It's not about anything but being beat up on and stuff. They like to get cussed at.

 

[use_you]

-giggles-
Oh my.
This is ridiculous.
Have you forgotten to notice, oh cool one, MisterSir and WriterDom's join dates and respective post counts in relation to those of Mister_Sir and WriterDom_ who joined this month with only two posts and a false cast in the poll? I've never seen MisterSir use the word "totally" in an attempt to verify something, either.

A try and obvious fail at cleverness leaves you looking even more immature and idiotic than if you'd just left it alone.

Immature is too long a word. It's not in my verca--voca-- Its not in my dikshunerry!

So I will take that to mean spaz wants me to pull HER hair too! Becuase now WriterDom and MisterSir admit how COOL i Am and that means I RULE THE WORLD.

I also am still lookin for more girls that isn't ugly or fat or stupid or likes to be treated good. Becuase i'm a REAL DOM, an


d a REAL MAN don't got time fer stupid peoples that cant' string a sntence together wit hout typos or miss spellins.

 

[WriterDom]

Oh and WriterDom the only reason they arn't ansering here is becuase all 200 wimmen are too busy in my giant hot tub.

.

No problem dude. We'll just wait until your 200 wimmen get out of the giant hot tub. They aren't mermaids are they?

 

[MisterSir]

No i didn''t you fucking TARDS you are just a knothole and I am a REAL DOM and stupid giglin wimen who cant spel always PM me becuase they no im COOL an you just keep answering cuase it will bump me to the TOP

Holy fuck I quoted myself! Goddamn, I'm even more delicious than I realised!

...waaaaaaaaaaaaait a second, something's not right here

 

[use_you]

No problem dude. We'll just wait until your 200 wimmen get out of the giant hot tub. They aren't mermaids are they?

Um yeah they are.

And theres 201 now becuase Angolie joind a few minnits ago.

And some is water nimfs, DUH.

And also they're scared 2 cum out of the water becuase I told them U were arownd.

 

[use_you]

Its back 2 200 now becuase I had 2 fire 1 she wasnt a real sub.

I know she wasnt becuase she said she was a reel person, ever1 noes that subs just wan 2 be fucked and thats all they need. Except 4 hair pullin an gettin beat up.

If you wan me 2 no your name U R not a REAL sub.

I still wan more bitches.

 

[be_ignited]

They aren't mermaids are they?

I was under the impression that mermaids couldn't survive in chlorinated water.

 

[ZRT]

I was under the impression that mermaids couldn't survive in chlorinated water.

It's bad for their scales, but real doms don't worry about trifles like that.

 

[be_ignited]

It's bad for their scales, but real doms don't worry about trifles like that.

Of course. I should have known.

 

[xGabriellax]

omg, this is hilarious

Getting into position to catch his sloppy seconds... now.

Message me and tell me about yourself if you qualify.

Qualifications:
-Female between 19 and 67 years old.
-Not too fat.
-Not too ugly. (Fat and ugly are turnoffs even online..to me anyway)
-Nevermind, fat and ugly are okay. (I'll just put a bag over the monitor and take one for the team.)
-Open and willing to roleplay online nasty scenes such as humiliation and rape, or at least say the words 'take me, Conan' over skype.
-Willing to explore a whole new whole of perverted nastiness. Or the same old whole of perverted nastiness. I'm old school.
-Willing to be called nasty names throughout the roleplay. Or honeymuffin.
-Must have time to roleplay online, minimum of 1 1/2 hours needed. Actually, thirty seconds will be fine for me, don't worry.
-Must be a fairly fast typer (nothing more boring than a slow typer) Will accept slowdowns for when you only have one hand available.
-Must have an imagination and willing to improvise to make the roleplay more interesting and guide the path of it at times. Actually, screw that, this is my game. Bitch.
-Must send me a pic of yourself (yes I want to see who I am roleplaying with) MSpaint drawings will serve as an acceptable substitute.
-Must message me with details about yourself. At least 26 words.
-Must own a vibrator. Or a cellphone.

If you meet all of the above qualifications then message me the 26 words about you. If you are the right person you are guaranteed to enjoy this and will want to come back over and over and roleplay. If you are the wrong person, then why have you even read this far, asshole.

I love this post!

And, the op (what the fuck's his name? use... useyou, is that it?) is just an attention whore. Hmm, he'd make a good bitch.

 

[lieout1]

what the fuck is up with this thread this is fucking insane

we have about 5 of the same people quoting them selves and its confusing as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so again what the fuck is going on here and i think we have some idiots making screen names on lit to try and humiliate the ones who are actually trying to make this fucking board better with out all the stuck up sons of fucking bitches on it