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[cloudy]

The way things are going in your home state, I figured you could use this to communicate with the bible thumpers down your way:

Biblical Curse Generator

(I got: "Hear this, O thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will go about weeping and wailing in sackcloth and ashes!" )

 

[Guest]

Oh! I LOVE these! Thank you, cloudy!

Here are a few I generated:

Woe unto thee, thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!

Listen, thou creature of the pit, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

Take heed, O thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!

OK - this is my favorite -

Behold, thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin!

 

[Guest]

Woe unto thee, O ye Mesopotomian harlot, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!

 

[Guest]

Thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, thou lazy Babylonian!

 

[Guest]

O that thou wouldest be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, O ye breaker of the commandments!

OK - I'm done.

 

[cloudy]

May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou sulphurous nonentity!

 

[Guest]

May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou sulphurous nonentity!

Hey - a few sex-mad men? No problem!

Haven't dated baboons since high school.

 

[Guest]

"Listen, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!"

*just flipping rolls laughing*

 

[SeaCat]

Thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, thou lazy Babylonian!

So that's what they called them in olden times. Damn put's a whole new spin on things.

Cat

 

[china-doll]

"I hope you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O ye of little faith!"

I can't wait to use this at work.

 

[Guest]

Hear this, O ye babbling Assyrian, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

 

[china-doll]

"Hear this, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!"

 

[mlady_france]

Woe unto thee, thou sad Pharisee, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!