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Ok, I doubt you will read all of this and when I am wrong in the future you will pay me back in your own special little way, but here ya go:

Fittingly enough, this one is from SEX101.....

http://www.sexinfo101.com/fa_index.shtml

What can he do to make his semen taste better?

Yes, there is actually quite a bit a man can do to make his semen taste better. The less red meat he eats and the more natural sugars the sweeter the flavor. A high red meat diet makes semen salty, and a high fruit diet will make it very sweet. According to some sources, papaya is an excellent fruit to eat regularly to make your semen taste better. Other than this, a man should really just keep his genital region meticulously clean for his partner if he doesn't want it to smell revolting or taste foul.


And this one HAS to be an authority....lol

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_taste.shtml

Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.

You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out, literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It's in your semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste. While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

And, AskMen.com:

http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/130_love_answers.html

prep for her palate

Different foods are believed to endow ejaculate with different tastes; finding the one that pleases your wife's palate may involve some trial and error. Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes. Your wife may notice a change for the better if you incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet -- plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. And if your lady has an affinity for heavier flavors, alkaline-based foods like fish and meat are said to make for a buttery taste. And if all your prep work in the kitchen still doesn't satisfy her, you'll find plenty of other tips on increasing the frequency of your oral encounters here.

One more:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.
It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.
Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it’s a secretion from the body like any other.Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.The make up of sperm
Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.A man’s ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.
The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.As you can see in terms of semen’s composition, it’s fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!
 
Eat asparagus beforehand. Lots of it.

Report back on results. :D
 
HappyMisha said:
Is Stup worried he has funky spunk? :D
Probably....lol. He doesn't want to believe that anything can affect the taste cum, especially what you eat.
 
Curious, I'd be most interested in an experiment.

I've always highly doubted that what someone eats really affects the taste of cum that much...*shrugs*
 
RoryN said:
That's `cause he knows nothing about sex.
That is becoming quite obvious. At one point last night, I even thought he was gay. :rolleyes: He thinks girls are scary & that I am a moron.
 
sweetalabama said:
Probably....lol. He doesn't want to believe that anything can affect the taste cum, especially what you eat.
Why, has he been eating his own cum?
 
By now you should know better than to take anything I have to say seriously.

And no, no one eats asparagus. At least not in this hemisphere.

Also, is putrefaction a real word? While I don't doubt the veracity of the claim that dairy products adversely influence seminal and flaverotic compostion, the word does strike me as someone mephitic in its etymology.
 
bisexplicit said:
I've always highly doubted that what someone eats really affects the taste of cum that much...*shrugs*

So, in addition to peddling your jealousy against other female Lit members, you're also not that bright?
 
wazhazhe said:
Why, has he been eating his own cum?

Nooo, I have merely been sampling and/or sniffing it from time to time. As fully EATING it would be gay, and as has been previously, conclusively, irrefutably and no longer threatinging to my manhood established, I am not gay. Or supergay.

The senses of smell and taste are closely related you know.
 
bisexplicit said:
Curious, I'd be most interested in an experiment.

I've always highly doubted that what someone eats really affects the taste of cum that much...*shrugs*

No with an if, yes with a butt.
 
RoryN said:
So, in addition to peddling your jealousy against other female Lit members, you're also not that bright?

1) I comment on all sorts of avatars. It's not a jealousy issue. If you put a picture out there, expect a comment.

2) Since when did you decide to become my personal troll? I'm flattered and all, but, honestly, I'm sure there are some who are much more deserving.
 
sweetalabama said:
Look ma, I learned me some big werds... :rolleyes:

Yes, such as compostion, flaverotic, putrefaction and asparagus.

Obliviously.
 
RoryN said:
So, in addition to peddling your jealousy against other female Lit members, you're also not that bright?

Uh hello, this is either an irritably bash Schmoopy thread or a lovingly roast Schmoopy TV special. Please refrain from all non-Schmoopy bashing. Thank you.

I know return you to your regularly scheduled posting.
 
bisexplicit said:
1) I comment on all sorts of avatars. It's not a jealousy issue. If you put a picture out there, expect a comment.

You fool no one.
 
bisexplicit said:
1) I comment on all sorts of avatars. It's not a jealousy issue. If you put a picture out there, expect a comment.

2) Since when did you decide to become my personal troll? I'm flattered and all, but, honestly, I'm sure there are some who are much more deserving.

Perosnal troll is redundant, in which case to qualify he would have to be extra extra personal. However as he has insulted other posters within the last five days and he also has not made any derisive comments regarding yo' mama, I am compelled to conclude that you are in error, sir.
 
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