For Sparky ONLY! DO NOT Read If You Are NOT SPARKY!

[Ambrosious]

I just took a dump man. Big, healthy dump. You know the kind that leaves a film of sweat on the back of your knees? The kind of dump that makes you grab the handicap rail for support? The kind of dump that makes you wonder, "Where did THAT come from?" The kind of dump that peels paint from the wall? The kind of dump that makes you want to get a physical? Yeah, well, I thought you might like to know, and I couldn't find your dump thread.

For everyone else who read this, I TRIED to warn you.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

Wait a minute. I'm not Sparky.
Never mind.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm okay though......

Got my can of Glade right here.................

Pssssssssst. Psssssssssst.

My gawd! It's, it's above water - above the bowl - the dreaded brown glacier - a two flusher.

Put a flag on top and call it Mt. Raymond Burr.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Never dare a country girl

*smack*

That's for subjecting me to this thread. Huhmph.

You weren't supposed to like it. What are you doing? Ambro? What are you doing???? NOoooo!!!!!!! OH my GAWD stop that!! AMBROOOO!!!!

 

[Shylady]

I will listen to the warning next time.