For Shanglan - Just so you know, Viagra's an option

minsue

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Should it ever become necessary... in the future, of course. Not that I'm implying anything about your or your equine companion. I would never do that. Oh, hell. I'm just digging deeper, ain't I? ;)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court ordered viagra to be given to a stallion after his new owner claimed he was impotent and refused to pay the full asking price.

The buyer of the horse called Vedor paid just a tenth of the price of over 4,000 euros ($4,900), claiming it had only one testicle and failed to get frisky with a female pony.

A vet found the testicle after an examination, said Egbert Simons, a spokesman for the court in the eastern town of Neuruppin.

And when the stallion was given the potency drug, it emerged he was fully functional, he added.

The court ordered the buyer to pay the full price
 
Minsue,

You are a true blue friend, I think. I'm sure Shang will be touch, so to speak.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
I think this falls under the catagory of useful health information...sortakinda...
 
Rumpy:

From all the way over there? Where can I get some of the horse Viagra for my man?
:nana:
 
minsue said:
Should it ever become necessary... in the future, of course. Not that I'm implying anything about your or your equine companion. I would never do that. Oh, hell. I'm just digging deeper, ain't I? ;)

Oh, I think I can bear it. I just want to do some extensive field-testing on the effects of the medication.

:kiss: Cheers, gosling. And a couples of pints to me favorite couples who will never need the little blue pills. ;)

Shanglan
 
The thing is Shanglan, are you of the correct sex to require Viagra? Or would that be your SO that would more likely be the recipient?
 
The_Fool said:
The thing is Shanglan, are you of the correct sex to require Viagra? Or would that be your SO that would more likely be the recipient?

The world may never know. ;)
 
The_Fool said:
The thing is Shanglan, are you of the correct sex to require Viagra? Or would that be your SO that would more likely be the recipient?

I couldn't possibly tell you.

(I haven't worked it out yet!)
 
BlackShanglan said:
I couldn't possibly tell you.

(I haven't worked it out yet!)
I'm sure there are plenty of volunteers here willing to assist you....:p
 
For those sisters and brothers and in-betweens who are into faith healing, allow me to suggest a quick chorus of that old hymn, Love Lifted Me accompanied by a little laying on of hands.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
fact is, be you chick...be you unchick... viagra in small doses actually works wonders on the chick too.

however, this article has me a wee bit bothered. have you ever seen a horses testes? erm... if you have to examine to find them....i think you get my drift. :rolleyes:
 
vella_ms said:
fact is, be you chick...be you unchick... viagra in small doses actually works wonders on the chick too.

however, this article has me a wee bit bothered. have you ever seen a horses testes? erm... if you have to examine to find them....i think you get my drift. :rolleyes:


Well, if you're near-sighted...
 
Honey123 said:
Are you saying Shang's hung like an "impotent" horse?
I work at a breeding barn. Trust me... even if he/she/it is hung like a gelding.... get the hell away from me with it.
 
AngelShadow said:
I work at a breeding barn. Trust me... even if he/she/it is hung like a gelding.... get the hell away from me with it.

hehee...yes, I kinda figured it wasn't a put down ~ which I would never do to Shang..
 
vella_ms said:
fact is, be you chick...be you unchick... viagra in small doses actually works wonders on the chick too.

however, this article has me a wee bit bothered. have you ever seen a horses testes? erm... if you have to examine to find them....i think you get my drift. :rolleyes:

I could be wrong, but I think they're trying to say that the horse had one undescended testicle.

And thanks, Honey. :) I knew you were being sweet.
 
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