For Sale By Owner

[shereads]

Jungle compound. Slight decay lends romance & authenticity. Best offer. Must complete transaction before 8 a.m. update from National Weather Center.

Free avocados and all the guacamole you can eat! Bring own Fritos.

 

[SensualCealy]

Ahh I don't think I need a jungle compound, but PLEASE stay safe if you aren't evacuating.

Be thinking of you, take care and stay dry!
Cealy

 

[Guest]

i actually had this conversation with my sister last night.
how harsh would it be to have just signed a contract on a new home... be it mobile or mansion... and have a cat4 or > hurricane come tumbling down on ya..

alanis... isnt it ironic comes to mind

best wishes to my floridian friends

 

[Remec]

Yeah, what Cealy said...when I saw the picture in the paper at work last night (well, really early this morning), the first thing that passed through my mind was,"Damn, that's big, I hope Shereads is okay." I know I know other people in Florida here and there, but most of them aren't folks I typically run into around here as much...be safe hun...

 

[Guest]

Does the aforementioned Jungle Compound come with naked dancing native girls?

Will trade you jungle compound for five year old house. House comes complete with a company of fireman who should be arriving shortly.

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[doormouse]

Does the aforementioned Jungle Compound come with naked dancing native girls?

Will trade you jungle compound for five year old house. House comes complete with a company of fireman who should be arriving shortly.

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I was going to ask about vegetarian/curious cannibals who only liked to 'taste'

(sorry, was this a serious thread?)

 

[R. Richard]

Try to stay safe. I have been through a couple of hurricanes and it aint fun!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I want a Cuban sandwich, and I want it now.

---dr.M.

 

[OldnotDead]

Stay safe.

 

[Guest]

Forgot to mention in my light hearted post, but do get somewhere safe, and keep your head down.

We need all the readers we can get!

 

[shereads]

In a high wind, all of the natives end up naked.

Cuban sandwiches and naked lapdancing for the first man who arrives with a truckload of 3/4" plywood, some wood screws, and a fully charged cordless screwdriver. Beards are good, too.

 

[shereads]

Does anyone else have a dog who looks at you with disdain on days when you're feeling particularly incompetent?

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Does anyone else have a dog who looks at you with disdain on days when you're feeling particularly incompetent?

Nope, but both my cats are really good are it. They keep my humble....actually they keep my groveling for attention.

Stay safe sweetie.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Jungle compound. Slight decay lends romance & authenticity. Best offer. Must complete transaction before 8 a.m. update from National Weather Center.

Free avocados and all the guacamole you can eat! Bring own Fritos.

I don't pity you.
Not at all!

You should be out sacrificing a virgin to the Volcano God,
but of course, Florida doesn't have any Volcano.

With foresightedness, Epcot would have built you one.


http://disney-world-kingdom.visit-orlando-florida.com/epcot-center-orlando.jpg


But, N-o-o-o-o-o-o. you settled for a Geodesic Globe.

What good is it doing you?

I ask you!

The inhabitants of the Monkey Jungle will be blown into amongst the Disneyland tourists and nobody will be able to tell for certain, which is which.

I don’t envy you the appearance of you next generation, but at least your voting record is bound to improve.

 

[Guest]

I don't pity you.
Not at all!

You should be out sacrificing a virgin to the Volcano God,
but of course, Florida doesn't have any Volcano.

With foresightedness, Epcot would have built you one.

What are you expecting from Disney? I'm unclear. Do you want them to build you a virgin?

Three hurricane's only weeks ahead of the election, hitting the key swing state.

Florida : God is telling you to not go into the Republican column again. Are you listening?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

In a high wind, all of the natives end up naked.

Cuban sandwiches and naked lapdancing for the first man who arrives with a truckload of 3/4" plywood, some wood screws, and a fully charged cordless screwdriver. Beards are good, too.

Sending my husband, have beer.

 

[OldnotDead]

In a high wind, all of the natives end up naked.

Cuban sandwiches and naked lapdancing for the first man who arrives with a truckload of 3/4" plywood, some wood screws, and a fully charged cordless screwdriver. Beards are good, too.

Sher, could you call my wife? I told her after I got back from Home Depot that if I went to Florida with the load of plywood she wouldn't have to service me for at least a week.

But she won't let me go. She just thinks that all I'm doing is taking my evil, capitalist, right wing ass to Florida to rip off the natives.

I told her, "Honey. I'm ONLY going for sex!!" and she took the damn truck keys.

All of my drivers are fully charged, baby!