For our Canadian Friends

[Magic Merlin]

At the high seas.

This is a transcript of a radio conversation between US and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[Guest]

ROFL....Well done, MM, well done

 

[MADDOG]

OK MM, you get big Brownie points for that one! You rule man!

MADDOG

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Excellent Merlin .. what a great Canada Day present .. or is it a cherry popping present ... or a double cherry popping present maybe LMAO

hey ... just to show you Canadians can poke at themselves too ...

A grocery store employee who is Canadian is working in the produce department when a customer approaches and asks to buy half a head of lettuce. "You can't buy just half a head, we sell them whole, eh" says the employee. The customer responds "Go get your manager, and I'll ask him." So the employee goes to his manager and says "Some asshole out there wants to buy just one half of a lettuce head...", then suddenly realizes the customer is right behind him, so he turns and gestures "and this gentleman would like to buy the other half!"

After the customer leaves, the manager says "That was pretty sharp thinking, where are you from?" The kid says "I'm from Canada, eh. All that comes out of Canada are whores and hockey players!" "My wife is from Canada!" exclaims the manager.

"Really? What team does she play for?"

 

[ShyGuy68]

MM

Ohh that was great! A good laugh is a good thing to wake up with in the morning!!


ShyGuy

 

[Endlessly]

My mom told me a joke last night I found highly humourous.

If a college kid in montana became president, what would his first action be?

-Sell North Dakota to Canada for a 12-pack of Mollson's.