For my baby girl.

Betticus

FigDaddy!
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Baby, I would never presume to assume that you would want your butter on your breakfast so I will supply several brands of only the finest butter and I will serve it on the side. Butter will be on the side so that you can decide which butter you would like to put on or near your biscuits.

Girl, with your breakfast I will make for you with my own hands only the finest biscuits. I will shop for the best flour in only the finest stores in the whole city just so that only the fluffiest, warmest and most wonderful biscuit passes your luscious lips. My biscuits will be delicious and will seem to melt on your tongue as you tear apart their flaky layers and consume these heavenly little perfectly baked bits of biscuity goodness.

Girl, as I know that not everyone likes butter on their biscuits I will also supply a selection of honeys from only the finest honeybees in the land. I will personally select honey and jam and jellies for you to choose from. There will be clover honey and orange blossom honey as well as honey butter. I would never assume that you would want butter with your honey so those will be on the side as well and I will be happy to butter your honey. Trust me you fine, delicious little girl I would butter anything of yours that you would like me to butter.

Also, there will be toast and orange juice and champagne. If you would like I can even make for you a mimosa with only the freshest of orange juice and the finest of French champagne. I will personally squeeze the juice from your oranges so that your mimosa will be just right.

Then, only after you are elevated to a heightened state of breakfast ecstasy will I take you right on the dining room table. Baby, I will whisper the naughtiest of things that I want to do to your fine body in your ear. Your sweet body will be taken to heaven by me as I will kiss, lick and nibble every inch of your fine skin. Then, I will hit you doggie style girl. I will ride you like a naughty pony and smack your sweet ass. Girl, I will freak you nasty all day and into the evening, we will listen to Tom Jones as I break you off over and over again.

After I leave your exhausted, sweat soaked and completely fulfilled body on my bed, twined in the silk sheets and sleeping the sleep of a woman who has been serviced by the betticus, I will then begin to prepare for you a very fine breakfast to wake up to as you will be sleeping all night and into the beginning of the next day.

In the middle of the night I will also provide drinks and a nice snack of fresh fruits selected from only the best fruit trees. Fruit picked by me for my little slavie. You will not be disappointed.

There will also be caramel sauce.
 
When it comes to biscuits there is magic in the air! I've made some biscuits in the past that have stunned even me. :)

I'm eating gluten free now though so, sadly no biscuits. :(
 
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