For Lime's Eyes Only!

Songcatcher

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Forget those dream houses you only sell once every fifty years. Forget those happy homes. And screw subtle: cold spots, strange vapors, irritable pets. What she needed was blood running down the walls. She needed ice-cold invisible hands that pull children out of bed at night. She needed blazing red eyes in the dark at the foot of the basement stairs. That and decent curb appeal.

The bungalow at 521 Elm Street, it has four bedrooms, original hardware, and screams in the attic.

The French Normandy at 7645 Weston Heights has arched windows, a butler's pantry, leaded-glass pocket doors, and body that appears in the upstairs hallway with multiple stab wounds.

The ranch-style at 248 Levee Place - five bedrooms, four and a half bath with a brick patio - it has the reappearing blood coughed up on the master bathroom walls after a drain cleaner poisoning.

from Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

:D :D :D :D :D
 
I'm so sorry, I looked. Better PM in future, SongedVodcher.
 
Sub Joe said:
I'm so sorry, I looked. Better PM in future, SongedVodcher.

i looked three times, each time hoping to understand more betterer...
ah well.:rolleyes:
 
I didn't even know Lime was a Real Estate Agent. :confused:

Do those houses come with maids?
 
vella_ms said:
i looked three times, each time hoping to understand more betterer...
ah well.:rolleyes:

Yea, even me, tri-lingual and fluent in latin, vella-ese, and lisa-ese was unable to understand it more betterer.

Songcatcher, please make it more betterer for comprehendin in future posts, try holdin your tongue out this way ....... see?
 
The pattern of the bricks on the wall is as fine as your finger-print.
- from Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
 

In the case of pretending, then, there will typically be:

(PB) The pretence-behaviour, the actual public performance gone through in pretending, indulged in, as of course it is, for the sake of dissembling.

(Rd) The reality-dissembled, about which the audience is to be hoodwinked. This may on occasion include in part, or be wholly identical with

(RBd) Some real-behaviour-dissembled, as for instance when I am really engaged in biting the carpet but disguise this fact by pretending to be kissing it.



-- J.L.Austin, "Pretending".
 
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