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Dixon Carter Lee

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Did you know that it was actually pretty easy for Houdini to escape from the safes he was locked in, because safes are designed to keep people from getting in, not out.

Often he was able to smuggle keys and tools up his arse, in his hair, and pasted to the bottom of his foot (the one place they never seemed to look). Even thin wires could be inbedded uner the skin for retrieval after the strip search.

Now, who wants to know how the Chinese Water Torture works?
 
I do, I do! Those damned magic tricks confuse the piss outta me!
 
Up his butt!? I had no idea...What a vivid mental image that is!

How does Chinese Water Torture work? Believe it or not, I've always wondered...
 
Obviously, somebody's been reviewing those old "MAGIC TRICKS REVEILED" videos. I believe that's where I saw it.

Just in case it comes up on another topic,
the same magician was on Moral Court too. Get this. He lost his case. LOL
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Now, who wants to know how the Chinese Water Torture works?

The same way some of the posters round here do...


Drip


Drip


(lots of Drips edited out to avoid boring people with a JOKE)


They post the same thing over and over and over and over etc. Hoping to drive you mad or force you to see it their way.




EZ
 
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I was operating the lighting board for a professional magic show once, and the headline act did that escapology thing where he is padlocked inside a big metal milk churn full of water.
I was watching him from high up in the wings, behind the curtain that rises up around the container and hides him from the audience.
I STILL COULD NOT SEE HOW HE DID IT!
He took about 25 seconds to get out, (He was just there - I don't know how) and then dried his face and hair with a towel while the audience held their breath, imagining him still in the water. He waited until it was just over a minute and the compere was pretending to panic, then they dropped the screen and I brought up the lights to wild applause.
Do you believe in magic?
 
Whatever Ezzy...

The Chinese Water Torture was actually pretty simple...the stocks around his ankles were locked on the outside by padlocks, but the stocks themselves had a secret mechanism that would allow it to separate. The mechanism and lock were built inside the stock so you couldn't see them. To all appearances the stock appeared like two solid pieces of wood and metal. It opened with a magnetic key which Houdini had with him. The padlocks offered no problem, because they were circumvented.

Tomorrow I reveal Cups and Balls! Ooooooo...
 
The Milk Can is a brilliant trick with a very clever design...but too many magicians still do that illusion for me to reveal it here, sorry. How about a card trick?
 
As it happens DCL...

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Whatever Ezzy...


This post was in agreement with your AP post, and several others of the day, and was not intended as a pot shot in your direction.




EZ
 
Houdini's wife would kiss him before each of his dangerous stunts. Often, she would slip him not only some tongue, but the key or some other lockpicking device.
 
*grins* Hey, I actually know the Cup and Balls one!!!

Score one for the Tricky Tongue!!
 
shhh!

rambling man said:
who put what up someone's butt? well the sex is definitely returning

If you start talking about butts and.. well, fucking and shit like that, Hazie will start his butt-fucking threads again.

I don't think I could take another pooper-shuter thread by sparks that would inevitably follow.

;-)
 
Ezzy said:
This post was in agreement with your AP post, and several others of the day, and was not intended as a pot shot in your direction.

Yeah, I know. And this thread was an attempt to get away from all that. No pot shots at you neither, just trying to keep one thread tension free.
 
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Dix, baby, Houdini was actually Jesus doing Vegas. Couldn't go as Himself any more than Elvis could. The old bouffant biddies, ya know? I could see you as Elvis and I could be your pretty little thang down in the jungle room.
 
Licci~Nicci said:
*grins* Hey, I actually know the Cup and Balls one!!!Score one for the Tricky Tongue!!

Okay, I've used oranges, lemons and tennis balls -- when the hell do you use your tongue?
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


Tomorrow I reveal Cups and Balls! Ooooooo...


I would like it more for you to explain that great side show freak of edible nature.......


Cup O' Pizza!
 
Heads up!

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Tomorrow I reveal Cups and Balls! Ooooooo... [/B]

Tomorrow you're going to reveal your cups and balls?!?!

Gee, thanks for the warning!:p
 
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