*Eve*
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I recieved this poem in an email and I thought I'd share, we all could use a good laugh right about now
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Oral Sex, an Ode to Love
Penis Breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he didn't pee
It's times like this you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel his precum start to run
Just when you can not take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, Fishy, Sticky, Stuff
Okay already, that's enough
Let's switch you say before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag
[This message has been edited by *Eve* (edited 03-09-2000).]
Oral Sex, an Ode to Love
Penis Breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he didn't pee
It's times like this you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel his precum start to run
Just when you can not take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, Fishy, Sticky, Stuff
Okay already, that's enough
Let's switch you say before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag
[This message has been edited by *Eve* (edited 03-09-2000).]
