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IrezumiKiss

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For JannM: Banned Schizophrenic Members Returning To Literotica Are Called "Schmucks"

Thanks for another vanity thread! Gonna be mighty white and return the favor here! :D

I wanna say that you should really try being a brand new person for the upcoming new decade instead of a retread...but you've already been over twenty-five "brand new" people during your tenure here!

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"suurfer" was a good run while it lasted...enjoy your limited engagement in this cipher before Mama Laurel inevitably cuts its twig and berries off again, my guy! ;)
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Thanks for another vanity thread! Gonna be mighty white and return the favor here! :D

I wanna say that you should really try being a brand new person for the upcoming new decade instead of a retread...but you've already been over twenty-five "brand new" people during your tenure here!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtlTAdKyCrdjQR2/giphy.gif

"suurfer" was a good run while it lasted...enjoy your limited engagement in this cipher before Mama Laurel inevitably cuts its twig and berries off again, my guy! ;)
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Bwahaha!

Having your tongue deeply lodged in Laurel's anal folds
doesn't change the fact that you're a retard
 
Baited both of 'em immediately. :cool:

Salute to you, Zumi!
 
JannM said:
Bwahaha!

Having your tongue deeply lodged in Laurel's anal folds
doesn't change the fact that you're a retard
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anal...folds?

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uhh...sphincters don't have folds, baby bubba! Well, maybe when they're prolapsed or mutated, but...eeeecccccch. :eek:

You're as adept at genital structure recognition as Cade was, HashDrag!

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RoryN said:
Baited both of 'em immediately. :cool:

Salute to you, Zumi!
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here's to a new year and decade...with auld schnooks to keep us company! :D
 
Hookworms and Thread worms lay eggs in anal folds. This is disturbing news in Shropshire apparently, also in Waterly Bottom(Gloucestershire), even more disturbing in the sub-hamlet of Bottom Bottoms.
 
colddiesel said:
Hookworms and Thread worms lay eggs in anal folds. This is disturbing news in Shropshire apparently, also in Waterly Bottom(Gloucestershire), even more disturbing in the sub-hamlet of Bottom Bottoms.
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All dodgy goings on in Gloucester, just look at the Wests. Fred was from Gravelly Bottom near Bells End. :(
 
RetroTin88 said:
Once again, gav_Knocker, you're sexuallizing me. At least I'm over 18, so that's a step up for you.

#metoo, #timesup, #gav_knocker_the_playground_stalker. :eek:
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Theres nothing sexual about a shit nugget found in a pakis ass, retrogav.

You might get turned on by that but normal people attracted to adults dont.

For a professor you sure are dumb, gav.:)
 
Pissed off by you, gav? You still give yourself too much credit.

Your sexual desires repulse me, that's about it, gav. :)
 
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