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internationally famous cephalopod

paul is not soup, yet, but, as you see below, is drawing some pretty big guns.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/27/ahmadinejad-attacks-paul_n_661081.html


Ahmadinejad Attacks Paul The Octopus

First Posted: 07-27-10 04:48 PM | Updated: 07-28-10 10:23 AM
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Paul the Psychic Octopus became a superstar by accurately forecasting the results of eight consecutive World Cup matches. But while the tentacled oracle may be enjoying his retirement, it seems the rest of the globe just can't get enough -- and the recent media saturation may now be spurring a backlash.

Over the weekend, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slammed the octopus for "spreading Western propaganda and superstition." And the cephalopod prophet has also become the subject of a Chinese comic suspense film, to be called "The Murder of Paul the Octopus," which stars a stunt octopus in the title role.
As director Xiao Jiang explains of the film, which is currently in post-production:

"We planned several topics to shoot about, like black horses, prediction results, gambling, misjudges, terrorism and football hooligans. And we chose to shoot the prediction results when the amazing prophet Paul appeared."

Presidential rants and black comedies aside, the offers seem to keep rolling in. A Russian bookmaker is offering the Sea Life Center in Oberhausen, Germany 100,000 euros ($129,800) for the octopus.
As Oleg Zhuravsky, co-owner of Liga Stavok -- "Bet League" in Russian -- told CNN:

"Seriously speaking, we want the octopus for a number of purposes: first, to see whether he can indeed effectively forecast the results of the football games. Secondly, Paul could become a good mascot, a good symbol for my bookmaking companies. And thirdly, he has an international fame like perhaps no other animal across the world does these days, and I'd love to be able to move him to Russia."
No word on the results of the Russian bid, but given that the Sea Life Center recently turned down offers from Spain to buy Paul, it's unlikely he'll be moving anytime soon.
 
Mmmm, tentacles...

I could see a suspense thriller/pron crossover, with Paul the internationally known prognosticator travelling through the world to put down assorted Foreign Bad Guys and satisfying women --and men-- as he goes.

"The name is The Octopus. Paul, The Octopus. Shaken, not stirred."
 
Mmmm, tentacles...

I could see a suspense thriller/pron crossover, with Paul the internationally known prognosticator travelling through the world to put down assorted Foreign Bad Guys and satisfying women --and men-- as he goes.

"The name is The Octopus. Paul, The Octopus. Shaken, not stirred."

Now don't get me started! :D
 
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slammed the octopus for "spreading Western propaganda and superstition."
:rolleyes: I love the way he blames the octopus for spreading these things rather than those handling the octopus....
 
Mmmm, tentacles...

I could see a suspense thriller/pron crossover, with Paul the internationally known prognosticator travelling through the world to put down assorted Foreign Bad Guys and satisfying women --and men-- as he goes.

"The name is The Octopus. Paul, The Octopus. Shaken, not stirred."
As he slyly removed the bad guy's pistol, mixed his Martini, sent a long and complicated message to M on his Blackberry, picked next week's winners at Kempton Race Course, and removed the Zip from his latest girl-friend's dress.
 
The only fair resolution for this mater is an attendance mandatory meeting between Ahmadinejad and Paul The Octopus. The meeting should be held in about 2,500 feet of water, as a compromise between Ahmadinejad (sea level) and Paul The Octopus (5.000 feet of water.) The meeeting would be face to face, with no distracting scuba gear.
 
What is an octopus to a Muslim. I mean, to a Jew, it is as non-Kosher as pork, which is also a no-no for Muslims. :(
 
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