For every horny woman on this board?

[Allexus_TN]

Where are all the horny men? I see all these posts from women (myself included here) about how horny we are and how we just need to be fucked, but I don't see that many blantant posts from men. Where are you guys???

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We jerked off and turned on the game. Could you make us some sandwiches?

 

[Guest]

 

[Allexus_TN]

We jerked off and turned on the game. Could you make us some sandwiches?

Payment due upon receipt of services.

 

[Allexus_TN]

masturbating...

Such a waste!

 

[Guest]

 

[desert spike]

Payment due upon receipt of services.

So how do you want to get fucked. Soft, sweet & tender or hard driving raw panting & sweaty fucking!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And no Goddamned tomatoes.

 

[tswyk]

So it's not just Me?????


I was starting to wonder......

 

[Guest]

 

[tswyk]

I knew it... We women are just wasting our times unless we all go bi!

This just may be the answer I've been searching for!!!!

 

[Moi]

We're all gay...

 

[WhiteRose]

So how do you want to get fucked. Soft, sweet & tender or hard driving raw panting & sweaty fucking!!

Yes. All of the above, please.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Look, do you have to vaccuum now? Can you wait for the commercial?

 

[Allexus_TN]

I knew it... We women are just wasting our times unless we all go bi!

I will help you make those sandwiches, Allexus_TN. Special recipe.

I could use some help, judging from DCL's demands. Do tell about that recipe...I hope it has TOMATOES!

 

[Allexus_TN]

So how do you want to get fucked. Soft, sweet & tender or hard driving raw panting & sweaty fucking!!

Tonight I need hard driving raw panting, sweaty, screaming, swinging from the chandeliers fucking.

 

[Guest]

 

[desert spike]

No, honey... they have special intimate relations with the Rightie and some even the Leftie. Then they wonder WHY we are so testy?


We aren't all like dcl. I'm not interested in a cook. I can do that myself. I like hot soft skin to touch and feel, to lick and suck on. Rightie and leftie just happens to see more action at the moment.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Look, do you have to vaccuum now? Can you wait for the commercial?

Now that you mention it, yes, I have to vaccum now. And look at that! That TV screen is filthy! Let me stand in front of it and clean it for you!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Shh! I'm missing all the color commentary.

 

[Guest]

 

[desert spike]

Tonight I need hard driving raw panting, sweaty, screaming, swinging from the chandeliers fucking.

*Pulls your long legs open, stares at your wet pussy* Graps ankles puts your legs over my shoulders. Lines up my hard cock - drives home hard and fast. Slides into your hot wet loveliness. Yes, Yes, Hmmmm.

 

[Allexus_TN]

*whispers secret ingrediants to AT*

One should never make demands upon an unsatisfied woman. Could lead to lethal consequences...

Care to recount your requests, DCL?

Yes lethal consequences. He wants a sandwich. I might have to use a knife. NOT a good thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[Allexus_TN]

*Pulls your long legs open, stares at your wet pussy* Graps ankles puts your legs over my shoulders. Lines up my hard cock - drives home hard and fast. Slides into your hot wet loveliness. Yes, Yes, Hmmmm.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!
OH my just what I need right now.