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THE CHRONICLE'S MARTIANS (Joe Brown, SF Chron, 1.11.2003)

Mars is everyone's favorite planet. No other planet so excites our fears and fantasies of close encounters as the Red Planet, symbol of mystery and adventure, war and aggression. Earth is too earthy. Saturn runs a distant second, mostly because of those appealing rings. And we won't mention Uranus.

As this millennium's first wave of Mars-mania begins, and the NASA Mars rover Spirit transmits new images and information, here's a quick survey of Mars as seen and heard in pop culture, from pre-space-travel comic books and cartoons, novels and radio dramas to present-day movies, music and even blogs. And one candy bar.

Before earthlings ever started obsessing over Middle-earth, we had our sights set on Mars. We all learned in school that Mars is the planet most like Earth -- and that maybe, just maybe, some kind of life form existed there. Despite the desolate evidence sent back from previous Mars rovers and all the other scientific clues that the Red Planet might as well be called the Dead Planet, many of us still hope that there are Martians out there somewhere.

Long before space exploration became a fact of life, humans imagined their way to Mars through fiction. Jonathan Swift's fictitious astronomers in "Gulliver's Travels" (1726) studied the Martian moons more than 100 years before an American astronomer discovered them. H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds" (1898) painted a picture of horror when Martians invade Earth -- later, Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" (1938) touched off a pop-culture panic through the young medium of radio.

Known as the creator of Tarzan, Edgar Rice Burroughs also wrote a series of novels known as "The Martian Tales," beginning with "A Princess of Mars" (1912), whose hero John Carter is mysteriously transported to Mars and adapts to Martian culture. In his collection of stories "The Martian Chronicles" (1950), Ray Bradbury explores the dark side of human nature when explorers from Earth land on Mars. Robert Heinlein's 1961 sci-fi landmark "Stranger in a Strange Land" tells the story of Valentine Michael Smith, sole survivor of the first human mission to Mars. After being raised by Martians, he returns to Earth and becomes a charismatic leader. Before he wrote "2001: A Space Odyssey, " author and scientist Arthur C. Clarke, a longtime advocate of Mars exploration, wrote "Sands of Mars" (1951), one of first "realistic" novels about the planet.

C.S. Lewis set "Out of the Silent Planet" (1938), the first volume of his science-fiction trilogy, on a peaceful Mars untouched by sin, where three races coexist in harmony. Science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson's thoughtful trilogy of Mars novels, "Red Mars" (1993), "Green Mars" (1994) and "Blue Mars (1996), reverse the familiar plotline, with humans colonizing and dominating Mars. Russian writer Alexei Tolstoy, a distant cousin of Leo, wrote two science fiction novels set on Mars, one of which, "Aelita" (1922), was turned into one of the first sci-fi films. And science fiction master Philip K. Dick didn't neglect Mars in his journeys around the cosmos, touching down on the red surface with "Martian Time-Slip" (1964).

Many of us began our interplanetary dreaming with humble comic books, of course, and Mars and Martians were a staple subject of the pulps. They're now called "graphic novels," and one of the best of them, Alan Moore's "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol. 2," features its heroes grappling with invaders from -- well, where else are invaders from?

Mars was also an irresistible subject for moviemakers and audiences alike. The online site Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com) lists more than 150 movie and television titles including the words Mars or Martian (the list includes such oddities as "Eyes of Laura Mars" (1978), starring a certainly extraterrestrial Faye Dunaway, and "Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars" (1989).

A quick scan of the titles brings up a theme of sorts, from "Devil Girl From Mars" (1954), with its leather-clad female alien, to "Bad Girls From Mars" (1991), "starring" Edy Williams as one of the female aliens trying to conquer the Earth.

A Martian movie time line:

Aelita: "Queen of Mars" (1924); "Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World" (1938); "Rocketship X-M" (1950); "Flight to Mars" (1951); "Red Planet Mars" (1952); "Abbott and Costello Go to Mars" (1953); "Invaders From Mars" (1953); "The War of the Worlds" (1953); "Devil Girl From Mars" (1954); "The Angry Red Planet" (1960); "Robinson Crusoe on Mars" (1964); "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964); "Mars Needs Women" (1967); "Planet of Blood" (1966); "Invaders From Mars" (1986); "Lobster Man From Mars" (1989); "Total Recall" (1990); "Mars Attacks!" (1996); "Red Planet" (2000); Mission to Mars" (2000); "Ghosts of Mars" (2001).

Like movies, pop music exists to create other worlds in the mind's eye. Its most famous and fabulous alien was David Bowie as the extraterrestrial glam-rocker Ziggy Stardust, famously backed by the Spiders From Mars. Later, in the film "The Man Who Fell to Earth," Bowie played a version of the Martian hero of "Stranger in a Strange Land." Bowie also wrote and sang "Life on Mars" (which Barbra Streisand, of all people, covered on her "Butterfly" LP).

Long before Ziggy Stardust (and fellow glamster Marc Bolan of T. Rex, who wrote and sang "Ballrooms of Mars"), big-band man Artie Shaw had a jumpin' hit with the decidedly terrestrial "Man From Mars." From M.A.R.S. to M/A/R/R/S to Mouse on Mars, the planet has provided a fertile field for sonic exploration, from the primitive ("Martian Hop" by the Ran-Dells) to the cosmic (John Coltrane's "Mars"). Most of it was completely earthbound (Sammy Hagar's "Marching to Mars" and Alice Cooper's "Might As Well Be on Mars"), but count the following among the many Mars-inspired musical milestones: Jonathan Richman "Here Come the Martian Martians"; Paul McCartney and Wings, "Venus and Mars"; Grateful Dead "From the Mars Hotel"; Stereolab, "Mars Audiac Quintet"; the up-to-the-minute prog-rock redux outfit the Mars Volta. A collection of "space folk songs" has just been released on a CD called "To Touch the Stars: A Musical Celebration of Space Exploration," developed in a partnership among Prometheus Records, the Mars Society and the National Space Society, which sponsored a "pro-space" songwriting competition.

The latest pop-culture twist is using the Internet to explore Mars, and such sites as www.martiansoil.com, a daily blog dedicated to Mars, "bringing the exploration of the Red Planet closer to enthusiasts and little green men alike."

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Colly! Your AV is "neato mosquito"!!! You're even cooler than I imagined.

Perdita :kiss:
 
It's gratifying to be reminded that Mars needs women.

Thank you.

Am I the only person in AH who actually saw the landmark film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"?
 
Thanks Dita!


Someone finally volunteered to walk me through it. Having the patience of a saint being required I don't think I drove her to drink :)

*hugs*

-Colly
 
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re. S. Claus conquers the Martians

Omigod, ella, I forgot it featured Pia Zadora. Here are review blurbs from rottontomatoes.com:

It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians." (J. Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette)

There's a type of movie that is so terribly, terribly bad that they're more entertaining than films that are simply 'okay' or 'good.' Everything about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, from set design to writing to acting and everything in between, is horrible. But like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get. (R. Cracknell, Movie View.

Some films are merely bad ("The Avengers"). Others are enjoyably bad (Showgirls). Some films are so bad that watching them is physically painful. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is one such special case. ... To sum up, this is quite possibly the worst film ever made. Throughout, one felt an urge to hurl buckets of foetid offal at the screen. (N. Cramp, BBCi films)
 
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Very nice article Perdita, thanks for sharing!

I've always been a fan of science fiction and as much as I love fiction that speculates about Martian encounters, I also find very interesting the facination the red planet has held for our culture. From the conjectures of life induced by Percival Lowell's insistance that the canals on Mars were built by intelligent life, to the hysteria brought on by Orson's Welles' broadcast of "War of the Worlds", Mars certainly has been our favorite, as well as most infamous, planet.

One thing the article forgot to mention however, is the pop culture invention that I think most succinctly illustrates how ingrained Marsmania is in our society. I'm talking, of course, about Marvin the Martian.
 
Oh, I love Marvin! Thanks for the recollection, Angelo.

Perdita
 
Oh, fudge-ripple. I thought this thread was about candy bars.

Come on Marvin, it's back to the salt mines. :(

RF
 
The one best argument for manned space exploration was Dr. Smith in Lost in Space. What price can one put on the sight of him thrusting Billy Mumy between himself and an alien monster, shrieking, "Take the boy! Spare my life, and take the boy!"
 
shereads said:
Am I the only person in AH who actually saw the landmark film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"?

With Jamie Farr and a young Pia Zadora? No way, baby. Seen it.

Thanks, Perdita. Yes, I had a soft spot for Mars, but I've always bucked the crowd and I had a bigger crush on Venus. In all the movies Venus was always inhabited by 1950's bathing beauties with spears, and that did it for me. Besides, I was hoping to meet Zsa Zsa Gabor in a lurex teddy, like in Queen of Outer Space

---dr.M.
 
60 Minutes - Interview with Martian Boy

Had to post this here (from an article on TV shows by Heather Havrilesky on Salon). - Perdita
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It came from outer space!

Speaking of other planets, wasn't it cool that, in anticipation of the Mars landing, Ed Bradley interviewed a real live Martian boy? Apparently on Mars, all the little boys and girls sleep together in a big bed, and sometimes they get drunk on wine beforehand. But the little Martians love each other and they'd sooner slit their wrists than hurt each other! The Martian boy said so. He said he couldn't believe the way us dirty Earthlings think. Our filthy Earthling minds make him sick, which is why he's hired high profile defense attorney Mark Geragos to represent him.

It seems that certain Earthlings are out to get the little Martian boy. Bradley took pains to explain that, while the Mars lander might look a little weird bouncing up and down for a full kilometer, its purpose is only to take some pictures and scrape up some little rocks and dust so that scientist Earthlings at home can tell what's been going down on Mars all these years. But the Martian boy said, no, that's not true! The Earthlings want to hurt his feelings and embarrass him and rifle through his stuff and cut up his mattress with their long knives and it's totally no-fair!

And when the gentle Martian boy told Bradley of the indignities he suffered under the Earthlings' power, when he whispered in his sweet voice, "They manhandled me very roughly!" it was enough to make you cry. After all, what if the Martian boy was right, and the Earthlings were out to get him? What if, on that red, dusty planet tonight, there are hundreds of Martian boys just like him, crying themselves to sleep, cradling their dislocated shoulders and trying in vain to purge their minds of the bad men who put doodoo on the walls just to freak them out?

But then Bradley, whose network went to elaborate (some have said spurious!) lengths to secure the interview, moved on to some tough questions, and a commotion of lawyers could be heard just off-screen. The little Martian was distracted for a minute, and then he whispered, "I'm not allowed to talk on that."

Mostly the interview with the little Martian boy made me feel sad. Maybe he did some bad things, but he's a Martian, for Christ sakes, what does he know of good and bad? And what kinds of moron parents let their kids hang out with Martians anyway?
 
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AngeloMichael said:
I also find very interesting the facination the red planet has held for our culture. From the conjectures of life induced by Percival Lowell's insistance that the canals on Mars were built by intelligent life

I believe Vice President J. Danforth Quayle, who seemed stupid during a more innocent time in our history, also posited that "we know there is water on Mars, because we've seen the canals."
 
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AngeloMichael said:
I also find very interesting the facination the red planet has held for our culture. From the conjectures of life induced by Percival Lowell's insistance that the canals on Mars were built by intelligent life

I believe Vice President J. Danforth Quayle, who seemed stupid during a more innocent time in our history, also said that "we know there is water on Mars, because we've seen the canals."
 
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shereads said:
"we know there is water on Mars, because we've seen the canals."
NOOOOOooooo! For real? Did he really?

Perdita :eek:
 
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perdita said:
NOOOOOooooo! For real? Did he really?

Perdita :eek:
One should never be surprised at a Dan Quayle quote. As Robin Williams put it, he was two tacos short of a combo plate.
 
Marciano de Mexico

Retablos are a Mexican folk-art. People paint them on wood or tin as thanks to a saint for saving them, often from death or illness. This one reads (loosely), "For the Holy Virgen of St. John of Lagos I am very grateful and dedicate this retablo with all my heart for saving my life from when I saw a Martian while working in the fields."

Perdita :cool:
 

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