For authors who have received 'comments' from Revenger

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There once was a man named Revenger,
Who fancied himself an avenger;
Lo, the source of his pain
Was his mother, Lorraine,
Who coupled with donkeys of both genders.

The Revenger, he set out to show
That all damsels were fallen and low:
"They're all miserable sluts,
Who would slice off your nuts;
All women to men are but foes!"

And so forth the Revenger did heehaw,
Squawking like an unruly jackdaw;
Like a donkey he'd bray;
(Like his father, some say,
Thus explaining his penchant for straw).

So if in "Lit" a story you file,
The Revenger will spill forth his bile;
And his angst he will show,
But his cock, it won't grow,
Not since the donkey his mother defiled.

So, dear writers, fret not when you see,
A comment from this human debris;
Please keep writing your tales
For my thrills on percale,
As I edge towards another whoopee!
 
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