~*sunkyssed_kym*~
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- Jul 4, 2002
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I love word play and find many of the following not only amusing, but very witty. Hope others get the chuckle I did, and if anyone wishes to add any; please do!
Some are new, and some are not.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes. (This one's debatable if you live in Florida
)
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
-kym- feeling sort of like my bike right now.......
Some are new, and some are not.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes. (This one's debatable if you live in Florida
)A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
-kym- feeling sort of like my bike right now.......
