For all you FaceBookers out there...

[jomar]

A very funny page...29 year old guy living with his 74 year old father - ShitMyDadSays

A few samples:

"Sprain, huh? Did you go to medical school?... Well I did, so spare me your dog-shit diagnosis and lemme look at your ankle."

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”

 

[Liar]

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

 

[sadangel]

I like this one:

"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."

"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."

 

[Sweet_Carolina]

haha this is funny

We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."

 

[michchick98]

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

 

[3113]

This man is a national treasure!

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."

 

[jomar]

Gonna be a network show with William Shatner as the dad.

I heart Shatner. But probably be better as a cable show with the cursing and all. They'll have to be careful to not make him Archie Bunker.

 

[TE999]

Dad's "...like Socrates, only angrier, and with bad hair." LMAO

 

[sweepthefloor]

facebook creeps me out but I read "Shit My Dad Says." on twitter and it is funny. I was pretty amused by "Shit My Darth Says" too.