For all the Canadians

[Rosebud]

On the sixth day of creating earth God said to his Archangel Micheal, "I am going to create Canada. I'll give them lots of fish and fertile land so they can have food. I will give them Oil, Coal, and other minerals so that they can prosper, and they will be known as the nicest people on the planet."
Then Micheal says, "Aren't you being a little nice to these "Canadians".
God says, "Not really wait until you meet their neighbours!"

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Originally posted by Rosebud
God says, "Not really wait until you meet their neighbours!"

Good one Rosebud, I like that..I am 100 percent Canadian and proud of it! As for my neighbours... Grins, I like them too!

Hugs KitKat

 

[Mensa]

Good fences make good neighbours.

Seems to me we haven't done too bad in the neighbour department. We just have to keep our eyes on you that's all. LOL

 

[Bob Waters]

LOL

A neighbor thanks you!

You folks really ARE polite, aren't you, eh?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I'll have a kit kat with my molsons please

good one Rosie dear .. I had that joke too .. but i was waiting for it to come for an American .. a Canadian posting it would never do, eh?

oooohh kit kat .. i wonder if our american friends realize your nick name is a sweet and delicious candy bar here in Canada ..

 

[Rosebud]

well we have kitkats too.... well Izzy...i did that one just for all you candians...it is alot different than "fuck canada" threads...i love everyone...especially Jack Daniels...LOL....sorry would write more but my train just derailed...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh rosie i didn't know you had kitkats in the states .. ok then maybe other non canadians didn't know that kitkats were sweet candy bars ..

you are so sweet too Rosie .. luv jack daniels and you too!

 

[Rosebud]

mmmm...come to the wedding..i know a certain lawyer we could share....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh yea .. which lawyer are you referring to my dear Rosie? .. there are so many damn lawyers on this board that my head is spinning .. i do declare.

 

[Rosebud]

Well Miss Scarlet of courde...i thought you would catch that because i called you Izzy

 

[Never]

First, every American knows what a Kit-Kat bar is..
Second.. I've never been to Canada.
Third, er, I'm certain I've met people who have got to Canada but they didn't talk much about it.
Fouth.. Damn. That'll teach me to post after only reading one part of the thread.

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Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

 

[Rosebud]

Never...I am sorry for being bitchy the other day on my thread...You do make me laugh...it was a bad day and i am sorry i took it out on you

 

[April]

Why do people do that? Post before reading the whole thread? Isn't that like reading two chapters of a book and then doing a book report? Are people in that much of a hurry to post? Can someone please explain this to me?

 

[Never]

April, I did read the whole thread before posting. I just have litte or nothing to say about Canada and I felt like an idiot for just posting 'Americans have heard about Kit-Kats.'

Hmmmm, posting before reading the entire thread: 'Librum Interuptus'?


Oh. Rosebud. You were mad at me?
When?
Where?
Please, post a link to where you spewed your venom because you're one of the politest, and certainly one of the friendlier posters on this BB. If I pissed you off I must'a done something wrong. I'll apologize here and later when I find that thread.

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*Sometimes, I even annoy myself*

 

[Rosebud]

I think it was on my thread of goodnight but i am not sure...it was after you were listening at the door to see if i was running water brushing my teeth or something....If you forgive me then it is in the past and we can move on...just wish everyone could do this....

 

[Never]

*notices Rosebud is on*
Everyone.. *Is tackled by the police of goods tastes and hailed off to some horrid place were you can't wear white after Labor Day*
Let me go, let me go!
Rosie, heeeeelllllpppp!

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Please, like there's anything to forgive.

 

[Rosebud]

thanks never...party on...i am going to bed

 

[Never]

Goodnight hun.
*runs before the Overlords of no 'Goodnights' and silly stuff like that tear me to shreads*
*Remembers I'm on a thread about Kit-Kat bars and Cananda*
*chuckles*

 

[April]

Sorry, just grouchy I guess. But it does bug me when people do that. Post before reading the whole thread, that is. Do you forgive me, Never? Please?

 

[Roland Gilliad]

WHAT ABOUT FRANCE?

VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!
VIVA LA KIT KAT! VIVA LA BABES! VIVA LAS VEGAS BABY!

 

[Never]

Truth be told.. I hate it too. Shhh, it's a secret.
As for forgiving you, you said you'd sleep with me if you were I bisexual. That alone will earn you my undying devotion..
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*Easy to feed, easy to please.*

 

[April]

Awww, that's so sweet! Now I feel bad for being grouchy. I'm gonna blame it on the heat. Yeah, that's the ticket, the heat.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

KIT KATS WERE INVENTED IN AMERICA PAL! SO GIMMIE MY KIT KAT AND LEGGO MY EGGO!11

 

[Isabella Thorne]

GIMMIE MY KIT KAT AND LEGGO MY EGGO!11

oh dear sweet Roland ... you want me to leggo of your eggo? as tempting as it is to hold your eggo, i must pass dear .. you see it is so hard to get hold of it while you are jumping up and down on my country's grave .. that damn eggo just keeps bopping up and down wildly out of control .. i can't get hold of it .. well good thing then you want us to leggo of it ..

oh and i will also have to pass on giving you any of my sweet kit kat ... i don't know but to me personally it is a huge turn off when a man says he wants to nuke my country .. but then again i am sure it is just me .. i am certain Mr. Gilliad that the ladies are just lining up to give you a taste of their kit kats and to hold on to your eggo.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

GIMMIE MY KIT KAT AND LEGGO MY EGGO!11

oh and i will also have to pass on giving you any of my sweet kit kat ... i don't know but to me personally it is a huge turn off when a man says he wants to nuke my country .. but then again i am sure it is just me .. i am certain Mr. Gilliad that the ladies are just lining up to give you a taste of their kit kats and to hold on to your eggo.

LoL i think canadians who disagree with me with the exception of Dave-73 are Dead Sexay! as for the crunchy candybar comment i recived an e-mail from their company forbidding me to use the words "Kit Kat" in an international dispute....