For $25 Million, Wouldn't You Turn In Jesus Christ?

[Marxist]

Reports are that the reward for hints leading to the capture of Osama are now at $25 million. Will this actually lead to his capture or does this fall into the category of another empty gesture (Pop Tarts falling from the sky)?

Here's a link to one of the AP reports: http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2001/11/20/reward/index.html

 

[modest mouse]

Where do I claim my money?

 

[p_p_man]

For that sort of money...

I'd turn in God if I could find him...

 

[Dillinger]

Turn in Jesus... but the price dude, the price - you'll be a vampire for all eternity until you get to star in a Wes Craven movie...

 

[estevie]

In my opinion, it won't work. I think fear is stronger than greed. But then again, $25 million is a lot of money. I think its very sad that we should have to offer money to catch a man such as this. What is wrong with people that money makes you do something that was your duty as a human being to do in the first place?

 

[mig]

For $25m

My mum too.

 

[Saturn Return]

Then you become a Judas...for all of time.
Or a blood sucking vampire..like Dill pointed out.

Though Jesus...if I'm not mistaken, didn't run around killing mass amounts of people in the name of God/Allah.


His followers?
Well, that's an entirely different story.

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

Then you become a Judas...for all of time.

Didnt Judas rat to save his ass?

This is about the moola.

 

[Saturn Return]

He ratted him out for a few different reasons.
And they gave him a big bag of gold.


Mouse...you aren't by chance following me around..just busting my chops, are ya?

~smiles~

Naw..really didn't think so.

 

[modest mouse]

Sorry Saturn, I dont have that much ambition.

I really wasnt sure about Judas, my Bible knowledge is zero.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Of course it will work. It's worked before. It will work again.

Can anyone say "Mafia"?

It doesn't have to be a close aide de camp -- a boy wandering around his village who knows his caves well will be just fine. The whole idea is to create an intelligence gathering network out of the local anti-Taliban populace. Get the ordinary people looking for Osama, instead of just looking for their record players. Every person who says, "Nope, not here" means there's one place the US can stop looking, and we can focus our satellites and Special Forces elsewhere. The noose tightens whether anyone claims the money or not.

Of course it will work.

 

[Marxist]

He ratted him out for a few different reasons.
And they gave him a big bag of gold.


Mouse...you aren't by chance following me around..just busting my chops, are ya?

~smiles~

Naw..really didn't think so.

*Puts on Enyclopedia Brown hat and does best Pooh imitation*

"Actually it was 30 pieces of silver."

 

[Demian]

Ouch...Jesus for 25 million?

My humanity sees: "No Need for a Good Job, but having Houses, Cars, Throwrugs...All the things men use their penises to think for"...And my whole life flashes before my eyes as I turn Jesus in...But we still don't know the full story behind the thinking of Judas other than he wuz a snitch who sold out for 30 pieces of silver...ouch

I couldn't be paid to be a snitch...Ben's own karma will find him anyway...

Saturn, I love the Betty Page...one of these days someone's gonna' break down and tell me how to get one of those goddamed avatars...How do I minimize a picture I like? How do I drag it there?

 

[Boo]

Something about a user name Marxist and a Lucky Strike logo av that just struck me as funny this morning. Sort of like the line from the song...."Deadhead sticker on a Caddilac.....don't look back."

 

[Saturn Return]

Yeah well..

It was gold in the made for TV movie..


I was raised a Pagan..

So um..yeah they gave him a magickal branch Consecrated by Pan..yeah, that's it.


Plus..it is getting cold in them caves.

 

[Demian]

Saturn

You were lucky to be raised a Pagan...I wuz raised by Holy Rollers

Now tell me how to get an avatar

 

[Saturn Return]

Avatars…

Funny..I was just posting about how they totally lend to recognition to one’s persona..

Go to your 'user cp.'

Click on Edit Options..

Scroll down to the bottom..you’ll see Avatar

Click on more info.

Now some places make you use an url to show a pic, but here you can use a pic off your harddrive.

So find one that is not copy righted and save it as a jpeg or gif..

When you select to add an Avatar..you will see a browse button..like attaching a file to your mailer.

Hope this is clear and helps you.
~smiles~

 

[Demian]

And you quote Anais too...so many reasons to say Mmmmmmm lately

Pardon my PC illiteracy, but although I know what jpegs and gifs are, how do I get a picture to that? I don't have any available avatars on my control panel...I guess I have to get them from Laurel and she thinks I have no Personality?

 

[Saturn Return]

Hmm..

Well, go through the web..

Go to Google (search engine) and search on free pics of something you like.

Are you on a pc?

If you are then right click on the image and save it to your hard drive..like on your desktop.

When you come back and go “Browse”

You can look on your hard drive and attach it..

If you are on a mac..then I can’t really help you..
~sorry in advance~

Btw..
You have plenty of personality..=}

 

[Styphon]

Yep, AND his mother!



Styphon