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I was thinking about doing a spin on the food channel...I think that the food network is still profitable while the other networks are bleading...so to spin the idea, food tv is trying to pick up more eyes.....so basically they put Giada De Laurentiis and maybe having her do a show like topless.
 
I think hell would have to freeze over first. :eek:

No seriously think about it, she lives in Italy on the beach almost, and she wore a bikini in her show breifly once, maybe twice. She is always in loose fitting clothes as well. She isn't an exhibitionist, mores the pity she puts naughty lesbian thoughts in my head. ;)

I could see Rachel Ray doing that, perhaps Bobby Ray and that guy who does Good Eats, I forget his name, though really the rest of the stars of food network aren't eye candy, they are just good at cooking, or at least making themselves look like they are good at cooking.

Not to say it's a bad idea, just really should be more of a new network type thing, perhaps nude news is doing well enough to set up an actual network for TV, pay probably like HBO. At first it would be just people doing regular stuff nude, like the news, cooking shows, maybe a nudist drama. Course being a pay channel they would need to entice people so it would escalate to other things, like peeping tom show, where people have sex, use the lavatory etc and so forth, the cooking show turns into a porn show almost with cooking. :D
 
ah, and Bobby and his hottie wife! that would be hot.....and have her on the table for desert with chocolate on her body that the guest have to lick off!


I think hell would have to freeze over first. :eek:

No seriously think about it, she lives in Italy on the beach almost, and she wore a bikini in her show breifly once, maybe twice. She is always in loose fitting clothes as well. She isn't an exhibitionist, mores the pity she puts naughty lesbian thoughts in my head. ;)

I could see Rachel Ray doing that, perhaps Bobby Ray and that guy who does Good Eats, I forget his name, though really the rest of the stars of food network aren't eye candy, they are just good at cooking, or at least making themselves look like they are good at cooking.

Not to say it's a bad idea, just really should be more of a new network type thing, perhaps nude news is doing well enough to set up an actual network for TV, pay probably like HBO. At first it would be just people doing regular stuff nude, like the news, cooking shows, maybe a nudist drama. Course being a pay channel they would need to entice people so it would escalate to other things, like peeping tom show, where people have sex, use the lavatory etc and so forth, the cooking show turns into a porn show almost with cooking. :D
 
I was thinking about doing a spin on the food channel...I think that the food network is still profitable while the other networks are bleading...so to spin the idea, food tv is trying to pick up more eyes.....so basically they put Giada De Laurentiis and maybe having her do a show like topless.

There was this one, but it's a bit out there.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=660336
 
i disagree re: giada, she's always wearing something that shows off her impressive cleavage on her show, isn't she?

food network is so distressingly family friendly some days, but i'll confess i've got a recurring rachael ray fantasy that keeps cropping up...

ed
 
I've not seen his wife, I don't really like him, he rubs off on me the wrong way, now if say he didn't talk I could have fun with the rest of him. :devil:

She is always showing cleavage because well when was the last time you saw a woman wearing something that looked nice that did not show cleavage or was skin tight? Besides she has wardrobe and makeup people for the show, do you really think she picks out what she wears? ;)
 
how about a mind control story where Giada, Aida, Rachel, and Sandra are controlled to become really turned on by phallic shaped foods and use the foods and condiments for lube and masturbation.
 
Actually if you look at several of the new food network stars they are very nice looking. So this could be an interesting idea.

Sunny Anderson
Sandra Lee
Racheal Ray
Ingrid Hoffman
Giada
Ellie Krieger
Daisy Martinez
Claire Robinson
Anne Burell
Aida
Kat Kora is a lesbian and could run the whole wild new show. So there are a lot of potential there for some wild girl on girl fun with food insertions and licking whipcream off each other.
Man now I'm hungry and horney not a good combination.
 
Actually if you look at several of the new food network stars they are very nice looking. So this could be an interesting idea.

Sunny Anderson
Sandra Lee
Racheal Ray
Ingrid Hoffman
Giada
Ellie Krieger
Daisy Martinez
Claire Robinson
Anne Burell
Aida
Kat Kora is a lesbian and could run the whole wild new show. So there are a lot of potential there for some wild girl on girl fun with food insertions and licking whipcream off each other.
Man now I'm hungry and horney not a good combination.

Man, that sounds like the makings of a chain story there... Food channel girls having some wild sex! I would totally read that.

But my personal favorite?

Daisy M.

Yummy latina MILF with curves who can cook some spicy Latin dishes? That's one hot little tamale!
 
I think hell would have to freeze over first. :eek:

No seriously think about it, she lives in Italy on the beach almost, and she wore a bikini in her show breifly once, maybe twice. She is always in loose fitting clothes as well. She isn't an exhibitionist, mores the pity she puts naughty lesbian thoughts in my head. ;)

I could see Rachel Ray doing that, perhaps Bobby Ray and that guy who does Good Eats, I forget his name, though really the rest of the stars of food network aren't eye candy, they are just good at cooking, or at least making themselves look like they are good at cooking.

Not to say it's a bad idea, just really should be more of a new network type thing, perhaps nude news is doing well enough to set up an actual network for TV, pay probably like HBO. At first it would be just people doing regular stuff nude, like the news, cooking shows, maybe a nudist drama. Course being a pay channel they would need to entice people so it would escalate to other things, like peeping tom show, where people have sex, use the lavatory etc and so forth, the cooking show turns into a porn show almost with cooking. :D
"She isn't an exhibitionist"

beg to differ (daring, ain't I since you tend to be right & me...not so much)

she did a hot photo spread in Esquire a while back calledc "How to Use Tomatoes" which included her lying on her side, in an off white gown or slip, lowcut half bathed in tomato sauce. Then there's the "Giada reach" so nicknamed by cooking purists who criticized how she'd in almost every episode of Everyday Italian, be wearing a low cut top, and at least once have to lean and twist for a bottle of something conveniently awkwardly placed so she'd have to lean towards the camera as her elbow squeezed her cleavage. After she got pregnant, she started with the looser clothes, and is a bit less provacative on Giada At Home.

But imagine that Food Network goes with Hadaka Apron as a late night show, featuring unknowns. Its a huge hit, they decide to do a celebrity special. Giada hears her arch rival Rachael is being considered, goes to the producer, asks, "why not me?"
 
she's hot....but I don't like how she says some words...that over the top accent

"She isn't an exhibitionist"

beg to differ (daring, ain't I since you tend to be right & me...not so much)

she did a hot photo spread in Esquire a while back calledc "How to Use Tomatoes" which included her lying on her side, in an off white gown or slip, lowcut half bathed in tomato sauce. Then there's the "Giada reach" so nicknamed by cooking purists who criticized how she'd in almost every episode of Everyday Italian, be wearing a low cut top, and at least once have to lean and twist for a bottle of something conveniently awkwardly placed so she'd have to lean towards the camera as her elbow squeezed her cleavage. After she got pregnant, she started with the looser clothes, and is a bit less provacative on Giada At Home.

But imagine that Food Network goes with Hadaka Apron as a late night show, featuring unknowns. Its a huge hit, they decide to do a celebrity special. Giada hears her arch rival Rachael is being considered, goes to the producer, asks, "why not me?"
 
there is one story i found about alton brown the guy from good eats, its very good story i like him alot even though he is much older that is why i have this s/n
 
Giada, yowza! She makes my noodle al dente, that's for sure!......Carney
 
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