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Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flight
Tue Jan 29, 5:42 AM ET

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros (370 pounds).

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."

The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."

Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.

"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked, for example," Hess said. "For FKK fans -- not that I'm one of them -- it's nothing unusual."

"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," he added. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."
 
Why wait until they are on the plane?

It would certainly simplify the security screening.

:D

-KC
 
Why wait until they are on the plane?

It would certainly simplify the security screening.

:D

-KC

Hmmm... I think I'll try that tactic the next time that little buzzer-thingy goes off at the security check. Makes me grin to think about it.
 
Oh, joy. Yet another reason to fret about who you're going to be stuck sitting next to on a long flight... :rolleyes:
 
Umm...

The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

Does that mean you are safer flying with your clothes on? Did they tell the passengers?
 
The first one of these was a long time ago Back in the 80's I think. Where's that Naked firsts thread when ya need it?

Hedonists used to promote their places using naked flights. Not that I'd know first hand or anything. :eek: ;)
 
Why wait until they are on the plane?

It would certainly simplify the security screening.

:D

-KC

You're absolutely right!

What the hell, they're already making you take off your shoes, at least in the US. Why stop there!
 
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