Flunitrazepam: Mind Over Matter? (Authorly)

[NoJo]

No more cast! It has been replaced by a mysterious crop of black hair on the back of my hand.

This is not mysterious, it merely means that you are not a natural blonde, something I long suspected.

 

[sincerely_helene]

This is not mysterious, it merely means that you are not a natural blonde, something I long suspected.

I can still take you over my knee.

 

[NoJo]

I can still take you over my knee.

Careful, I'm black scissors at origami.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Careful, I'm black scissors at origami.

Wack on, wack off.

 

[NoJo]

Wack on, wack off.

If I understood that, I'd be laughing.

 

[sincerely_helene]

If I understood that, I'd be laughing.

If I had to explain it, you hadn't watched enough Karate Kid.

Which would make you a geek.

 

[NoJo]

If I had to explain it, you hadn't watched enough Karate Kid.

Which would make you a geek.

If I send you the material, can you make me a geek? I'd like a red one, if possible.

 

[sincerely_helene]

If I send you the material, can you make me a geek? I'd like a red one, if possible.

If I understood that, I'd be laughing.

 

[NoJo]

You would be laughing, if you'd drunk the tea I'd offered you.