Fleshlight

[SexualChocolate]

Has anyone used the "Fleshlight"? I was considering purchasing one and I've read a few reviews on the sites that sell them but I'd like the opinion of a real user. Also if you have used it tell me what model you have of it. Thanks.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Never heard of it. What is it?

 

[Patryn]

Yeah, what she said.

 

[SexualChocolate]

The Fleshlight is this male sex toy that they spent $2 million developing it looks like a flashlight and supposedly its just like the real thing they make three types: Oral, Anal, Vaginal, and discreet. I wanted to know if anyone has used it and what then think of it.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Your telling me that someone spent 2 million dollars to develop a flashlight sex toy????? I need more of an explaination on this one.

Someone has too much money. Was it the goverment who made it by the way they like spending alot of our money stuff like that.

 

[Skitten]

New sex toy tell me more I want to know more.

 

[SexualChocolate]

See for yourself http://www.fleshlight.com I'm not joking they spent $2 Million and its a top seller everywhere.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Now I think I have seen everything.

 

[lilfrk]

oh my god... They want $60 bucks for that thing, and I am not even sure I know what the hell you are supposed to do with it. I need to get out more.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LMAO@lilfrk. I know if my boyfriend has one of those and the lights went out in the house could you imagine how pissed you be that the flashlight didn't work.

 

[Sonora]

I finally know what I've been doing wrong all these years.

"Pink Gel Insert - Vanilla Scent - Silver Canister"

I never knew that my pussy was supposed to be vanilla scented. I mean for $2 million in development, they can't be wrong! Now where's that damn bottle of vanilla!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Dear God what will they think of next?

Seriously...do men want their sex toys to be vanilla scented? Do they want US to be vanilla scented? Call me naive, but I am of the opinion that a woman should smell like a woman. The scent of her excitement seems to be something than turns most men on....but I suppose you can't recreate that in a silver canister. *giggle*

As for its use...I dunno. Looks a little odd to me, and seems to be way to much margin for error in grabbing it in a power failure. At least get the glow in the dark model so it will be of SOME use.

 

[Rosebud]

okay paint me blonde but is it a flashlight or sex toy or what? I looked at it and I am confused...

 

[Skibum]

That seems a little creepy. The glow in the dark one makes me wonder what they use for the illumination. Watches have radium paint on the dials. I don't want to be sticking my dick into anything that migjht be radioactive!

 

[Adoratrice]

what the hell is the "non-descript" one supposed to represent? http://www.xandria.com has a lot of similar toys for men....at much better prices...well not on this item it's 69.99 there. My husband has a virgin cherry masturbator(or something silly like that) from http://www.adameve.com he loves it & I love using it while giving him head.If you think the flashlight is bad look at this http://db.phenet.com/catalog/adameve/home.html?body=http://db.phenet.com/catalog/adameve/search.html
damnit, I dont think it worked...just go to this & put 4525 in the search by product # box, its worth the laugh.

[Edited by Adoratrice on 08-20-2000 at 07:49 PM]

 

[lilfrk]

flashlight or sex toy?

yes it is

 

[Skitten]

Ok Now I have seen everything, damn and I never got to glow in the dark now that would be something. What the Hell! I don't think women are suppossed to smell that way. We are suppossed to have that special women scent that makes a man drawn to you.

Now this is all we need vanilla oh boy! wont they all get aroused and horny now ! *I Think Not!!!!!!*

 

[morgainefairy]

OMG! adoratrice--that is the funniest!
people really buy pussy in a can?
this whole thread had me LMAO!

hey, my pussy smells like vanilla!

 

[Never]

'Pussy in a can', odd how those words just tumble around in my mind. You know, it takes a real man to screw a beer can; must be one of those things you do while watching football. I can't complain though, if I can have a vibrating lavender dildo shaped like a dolphin there's no reason why a guy can't hump a latex flashlight.
By the way morgan, mine has a pleasant, wintergreen scent.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Pussy in a can? What will they think of next?

My smells like peppermint. LOL

 

[morgainefairy]

never

wonder what sort of concoction we would be together?
whatever they'd name it, i'm sure the description would be...YUMMY!

 

[Carl East]

I can't really picture myself standing there and fucking this thing, I'd rather go without. Unless of course you attached it to your cock and it did all the work.lol

Carl.

 

[morgainefairy]

carl, maybe you'd be more comfortable sitting or lying down?

 

[Adoratrice]

I would just like to clarify that my husbands toy is NOT, I repeat NOT in any way, shape or form "in a can".....

 

[Merelan]

I would worry about the pop top.