FLASH: God smote Ariel Sharon

LukkyKnight

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According to CNN:
Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said.

Robertson's show airs on the ABC Family cable network and claims about 1 million viewers daily.

Sharon, 77, clung to life in a Jerusalem hospital Thursday after surgery to treat a severe stroke, his doctors said.

The prime minister, who withdrew Israeli settlers and troops from Gaza and parts of the West Bank last summer over heated objections from his own Likud Party, was breathing with the aid of a ventilator after doctors operated to stop the bleeding in his brain.

In Washington, President Bush offered praise for Sharon in a speech on Thursday.

"We pray for his recovery," Bush said. "He's a good man, a strong man. A man who cared deeply about the security of the Israeli people, and a man who had a vision for peace. May God bless him."

Daniel Ayalon, Israel's ambassador to the United States, compared Robertson's remarks to the overheated rhetoric of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He called the comments "outrageous" and said they were not something to expect "from any of our friends."

"He is a great friend of Israel and a great friend of Prime Minister Sharon himself, so I am very surprised," Ayalon told CNN.

Robertson, 75, founded the Christian Coalition and in 1988 failed in a bid for the Republican presidential nomination. He last stirred controversy in August, when he called for the assassination of Venezuela's president, Hugo Chavez.
 
Why isn't Pat Robertson in a room with bouncy walls?
 
What a disgrace.

If that man (Robertson) is really the mouthpiece of God, I'll burn in hell, thanks.
 
Silverlily said:
What a disgrace.

If that man (Robertson) is really the mouthpiece of God, I'll burn in hell, thanks.
Do you think CNN should have held off reporting until we know if he's really dead already?
 
LukkyKnight said:
According to CNN:
...He last stirred controversy in August, when he called for the assassination of Venezuela's president, Hugo Chavez.
And in September God smote New Orleans for the being wicked, and in November God was voted out of office in that town in Pennsylvania, and in December God didn't go to Walmart...
 
LukkyKnight said:
Do you think CNN should have held off reporting until we know if he's really dead already?



I think smote can be used to imply death or tragedy.

But then, I'm losing faith in CNN as well.
 
You know, there's a part in the Bible where it says that the people who thought they were religious will be surprised to not find themselves in heaven (and the people who weren't religious, but had hearts in the right place will be there).

Sometimes I wonder how surprised Mr. Robertson is going to be. *nods*
 
kotori said:
And in September God smote New Orleans for the being wicked, and in November God was voted out of office in that town in Pennsylvania, and in December God didn't go to Walmart...
Whole lotta smitin' goin' on.

Hey, speaking as your, um, agent, can you pop into that PMs thread.
 
Queersetti said:
Ariel Sharon in a coma could still outsmart Pat.

But Pat in a coma... Now THAT is HAWT!!!


Hey!!! Are you planning a trip to Belgium any time soon?
 
someplace said:
You know, there's a part in the Bible where it says that the people who thought they were religious will be surprised to not find themselves in heaven (and the people who weren't religious, but had hearts in the right place will be there).

The first part of that is right. The second part is not.
 
marshalt said:
The first part of that is right. The second part is not.

Read Revelations, dude.

Only those that accept the Lord get to heaven, their hearts are in the place required by God, and not the crazy religious nutters that corrupt the messages.

Its a bit like being at the track, you have to wager on the right winner.
 
Pat Robertson like the rest of the televangelists is a fucking moron. Gimme just 2 minutes in a room with him and I'll make him see the light of day.

Actually I'd really like to take all the religious leaders of the world and shove a stick of dynamite up each of their respective asses and blow them the fuck up.
 
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woody54 said:
Read Revelations, dude.

Only those that accept the Lord get to heaven, their hearts are in the place required by God, and not the crazy religious nutters that corrupt the messages.

Its a bit like being at the track, you have to wager on the right winner.


That's what I was getting at. Religious hypocrits that say the are all Godly and stuff are SOL. But so are people that think, "Oh, all I have to do is be a good person." It's a two way street.

According to the bible, anyway. Me, if I was in charge, all you bastards would be cast into the lake of fire.
 
VermilionSkye said:
But he's a Christian!

:rolleyes:

More like a Pharisee.



In my weird, roundabout way, that's my point. Thanks for making it clearer.
 
rimmy said:
Pat Robertson like the rest of the Televangelist is a fucking moron. Gimme just 2 minutes in a room with him and I'll make him see the light of day.

Actually I'd really like to take all the religious leaders of the world and shove a stick of dynamite up each of their respective asses and blow them the fuck up.


I couldn't agree more.
 
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