Flaming Pussy

[Mischka]

My pussy is on fire, and not in a good way. I decided to do a Magic touch-up, and abruptly discovered I have a small cut in the region (wtf?!). After hopping about and cursing for a bit, I soothed it with a steady stream of warm water from the shower. It still hurts. I do solemnly swear that this is the last time I will ever attempt to de-hair myself. Next time I reach a hairless state, it'll be because the guy licked me clean.

*whimper*

 

[Cipher]

My pussy is on fire, and not in a good way. I decided to do a Magic touch-up, and abruptly discovered I have a small cut in the region (wtf?!). After hopping about and cursing for a bit, I soothed it with a steady stream of warm water from the shower. It still hurts. I do solemnly swear that this is the last time I will ever attempt to de-hair myself. Next time I reach a hairless state, it'll be because the guy licked me clean.

*whimper*

Yikes!

 

[freakygirl]

I'd offer to kiss it

but that Magic stuff stinks.

Have Mr Mischka hold ice on the area

 

[estevie]

Awww, Mischka! *stifling chuckle at thread title*

Do you have some aloe??? That would help.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

YEOW! Not fun, not fun at all!!!!

 

[Chuckus]

Sucks to be you

(Sorry for your pain )

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm cringing in sympathy, Mischka.

Perhaps there should be a mandatory pre-Magic inspection in the future to prevent further pain. I'm sure there would be volunteers to help.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Ah, pussy awareness. Yup. Been there. It is still better than shaving.

 

[riff]

All I read was flaming pussy and I was hooked.

When I eat pussy, I should not expect to shave....

Unless mandated by the supreme cunt of beingness...

 

[Mischka]

Do you have some aloe??? That would help.

No, and I need to get some. I am a world class klutz. I used to have aloe plants, but I killed them because I used the leaves so often.

Since I'm sharing stupid stories, the aloe reminds me of another painful moment in my life:

I was at a frat party during my sophomore year in college on a rather brisk October night. We were all standing around a ten foot bonfire trying to keep warm, drinking Everclear trash can punch (classy, I know). I didn't realize just how intoxicated I'd become until someone yelled out that the bonfire was collapsing. Instead of moving, I turned towards the bonfire and watched it fall on my head. It barely scraped me, with the tallest log bumping my head, scratching my forehead and nose, and lightly burning the front of my clothes. Being intoxicated, I still didn't comprehend what happened, until I felt a swirl of people drag me to the bathroom to inspect the damage.

I was covered in soot, my clothes were ruined, and my head hurt almost as much as my pussy currently does. They cleaned me up and someone drove me home. The next morning, I looked in the mirror, and I had this nice burn streak in the shape of an exclamation mark down the middle of my forehead, punctuated on my nose. I grabbed an aloe plant, sliced some leaves open, and walked around with aloe plant parts on my face for the next week. I looked like an idiot, but no scar.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I feel your pain, Mischka. (Not with the frat party mess. That's just wacked.)

I've been getting better at grooming my pussy on my own, but I still much prefer my man to do it for me. He's never once injured me and, quite frankly, it turns me on when he does it.

 

[Problem Child]

Mischka, your newfound openness in talking about your pussy is very encouraging, and I urge you to continue in this direction. It can only make you a freer and healthier person in the long run.

Well, our hour is about up now. I'll see you next week, and remember, stay away from vinegar douches until that little tiger has a chance to heal up a bit, ok?

ciao.

 

[sunstruck]

I've done that, though not there, if the aloe has been in the fridge it's much more soothing.

 

[modest mouse]

Next time I reach a hairless state, it'll be because the guy licked me clean.

Where should I send the RSVP?

 

[TWB]

Geez, I have not heard anything good about this stuff, ever. It seems like all it does is eat away at nerve endings. Has anyone had a good experience with Majic?

 

[Weird Harold]

No, and I need to get some. I am a world class klutz. I used to have aloe plants, but I killed them because I used the leaves so often.

While you're out shopping for Aloe, look for a tube of Orajel (tm) or similar teething ointment. The topical anesthetic will stop the pain in it's tracks and the greasy base keeps it from drooling to places you don't want numb.

Solarcaine (tm) also markets a sunburn treatment with Aloe that is in gel form that contains a topical anesthetic. It works much better for large areas like rashes, minor scalds, and (surprise, surprise) Sunburn.

NeoSporin has a "pain relief" formula of it's triple anti-biotic formula that is great for cuts and scrapes that might become infected. It contains a topical anesthetic simialr to that in Solarcaine and Orajel.

With products like these on the market, there is no reason tobe in pain from scrapes, cuts, and minor burns for any longer than it takes to get to the first aid kit.

 

[metal_minx]

ouch, been there.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I have Aloe, it's in the fridge. Shall I bring it over?

 

[morninggirl5]

Geez, I have not heard anything good about this stuff, ever. It seems like all it does is eat away at nerve endings. Has anyone had a good experience with Majic?

There are lots of us who have had wonderful experiences with Magic.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

 

[Cheyenne]

User error.















Sorry you hurt yourself though. Really.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i kinda know how you feel but it wasnt from shaving, he used to much breath stuff it felt like i was on fire, i think cold water worked but it killed the mood afterwards

 

[Dillinger]

This one took some doing...

I made it just for you, Mischka!!!

 

[Mischka]

Thanks, Dil.

 

[phrodeau]

Anybody looking for me and my AV?

 

[Mischka]

Anybody looking for me and my AV?

I am never looking at you the same way again.