Five words or less

[Isid]

totally present, being with you

 

[Nightwork1]

In the mountains, with her.

 

[hellguy]

in bed, snuggling, feeling loved.

I like being there.

 

[Guest]

at home with my wife

 

[drewxcore]

In my dark, dark chamber

 

[ole_grouch_1124]

Jamaica, with my wife.

 

[VeritasMaximus]

By the fireplace at home.

 

[Byron In Exile]

By the fireplace at home.

Your screen name is wrong.

 

[VeritasMaximus]

Your screen name is wrong.

Is that your five-word favorite place to be? Odd place.

My screen name is my screen name. I put the words in that order for a reason.

And, since you seem to be intent on saying this to me in this thread and already have said it on another, let me tell you something:

Byron was a gimp. He had a clubbed foot, was bipolar, was a pretty piss-poor poet and your screen name is just stupid. So, whatever dude. Move on.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is that your five-word favorite place to be? Odd place.

My screen name is my screen name. I put the words in that order for a reason.

Word order doesn't matter. You have the masculine form of an adjective modifying a feminine noun.

Are you trying to say you intended that it be grammatically incorrect?

And, since you seem to be intent on saying this to me in this thread and already have said it on another, let me tell you something:

Byron was a gimp. He had a clubbed foot, was bipolar, was a pretty piss-poor poet and your screen name is just stupid. So, whatever dude. Move on.

You didn't answer in the other, so I didn't know that you'd seen it.

 

[VeritasMaximus]

Word order doesn't matter. You have the masculine form of an adjective modifying a feminine noun.

Are you trying to say you intended that it be grammatically incorrect?

You didn't answer in the other, so I didn't know that you'd seen it.

Ok. I'll explain this to you since literalism seems your forte. I wanted to indicate gender ambiguity while simultaneously indicating that I am the opposite of 'the greatest truth.' If that is sufficient, I will be happy. If not, I still don't understand why it matters to you except to try to be a smart guy showing off to the crowd. In either case, it is rather annoying.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ok. I'll explain this to you since literalism seems your forte. I wanted to indicate gender ambiguity while simultaneously indicating that I am the opposite of 'the greatest truth.'

Well, you failed on both counts. Your mistake doesn't indicate gender ambiguity any more than "me want a donut" is ambiguous as to whether you or the donut is the object of the sentence. And the opposite of veritas maxima would be mendacium maximum.

If that is sufficient, I will be happy.

You should be sad, then.

If not, I still don't understand why it matters to you except to try to be a smart guy showing off to the crowd. In either case, it is rather annoying.

I don't care that you don't understand why it matters to me, and by now you ought to be catching on to the fact that I don't care if you're annoyed, either.

But, honestly, it's not like you got a Chinese tattoo you thought said "Peace on Earth" which really says "I fuck ducks." You can just PM Laurel, and she'll change it for you. Or, alternatively, you can act all offended and pouty and wear a grammatical error around claiming "I meant to do that" and "I'm unique, not stupid" or whatever.

But at least now you know.

Aut nunc quidem scis veritatem.

 

[VeritasMaximus]

Well, you failed on both counts. Your mistake doesn't indicate gender ambiguity any more than "me want a donut" is ambiguous as to whether you or the donut is the object of the sentence. And the opposite of veritas maxima would be mendacium maximum.

You should be sad, then.

I don't care that you don't understand why it matters to me, and by now you ought to be catching on to the fact that I don't care if you're annoyed, either.

But, honestly, it's not like you got a Chinese tattoo you thought said "Peace on Earth" which really says "I fuck ducks." You can just PM Laurel, and she'll change it for you. Or, alternatively, you can act all offended and pouty and wear a grammatical error around claiming "I meant to do that" and "I'm unique, not stupid" or whatever.

But at least now you know.

Aut nunc quidem scis veritatem.

Or I could say I don't give a fuck. I don't want your advice. And, the last thing I'd do would be PM anybody to change a name I like.

Me no care what you think. Me no speak you language. Me stupid. Me come to porn board to be educated by man name Byron in Exile, king of the gimps.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Or I could say I don't give a fuck. I don't want your advice. And, the last thing I'd do would be PM anybody to change a name I like.

Me no care what you think. Me no speak you language. Me stupid. Me come to porn board to be educated by man name Byron in Exile, king of the gimps.

If you didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't be so obviously upset over it.

I guess you're pretty much forced to like it now, aren't you?

Lol...

 

[OnlyByMoonlight]

Walking next to the sunrise

 

[SlickTony]

Making music somewhere

 

[OnlyByMoonlight]

Or listening to music anywhere